Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a missile? Yeah… me too. In fact it pretty much consumes my every waking thought. I used to think about it so much that it cost me just about everything. My job, my wife, my hair, my beloved hamster Sir Hamerstien… but now thanks to this game I can finally get my life back together. Thank-you The Missile Game 3d!

‘Where’s Waldo?’ books were the perfect answer to a parent’s suggestion that you weren’t reading enough, and now he’s back with an online game to advertise his new book. (Tip: After you’ve found Waldo twice, and all the items, go into your Flash player settings and delete all the information stored by whereswaldo.com, then refresh the page and Waldo will likely be hiding in a different spot.)

And yet another kitten-themed game! I’ll save you having to read the destructions on this one: pressing the mouse button will make your kitty jump, except if you’re over a hole, in which case pressing the mouse button makes you drop to the level below. Help your kitten collect all the balls, don’t get caught by the crabs, don’t catch crabs, and have a great day.

Finally, a game that will truly separate the nerds from the über-nerds. All those years IM’ing with that overseas girlfriend who turned out to be a 40 year-old man from Ohio can finally be put to good use. Crack your knuckles, locate your F and J keys, and get ready to save the world!

This is one of those games that the more I play, the worse I get. And that makes me want to play it more, which makes me suck at it even harder. It’s a vicious cycle, and it will end with me naked, crying, and possibly in the wrong apartment. 66.13 was my best, but that was many games ago…

It’s Halloween! So carve up a creepy Jack-O-Lantern and send it to your friends! Or, carve in the words LOVE ME OR I CARVE YOUR FACE and send it to that Starbucks server you’ve been stalking.

What is it about kittens that makes a person want to let them plummet to their deaths, or to fire them out of a cannon?

Here’s another avoider-esque game, but with a twist: all of the events in the game are synchronized to the music. So for the proper effect you should have your speakers on. Although if you don’t have any, it might not be a bad thing as I guarantee the music in this game will make you want to kill puppies.

Oh noes! You’re the switchboard operator at a hugely important company, and the phones are ringing off the hook! And because your boss didn’t purchase Nortel’s Business Communication System, you’re pretty much going to have to cut off your eyelids just to make it through the day. BLINKING IS FAILURE.

Click… click.click..clickclick click.. click. clickclickclickclick. Click your way to a painful yet well-deserved RSI in this pretty little mouse-clicker. Honestly, I’ve never been so mad at a yellow square before in my life. By the way, Level 21 is as high as you can get. Why? Because that’s as far as I got and nobody is better than me. Duh.

If Mr. T had cybersex with Mr. Potato Head (while poor heartbroken Mrs. Potato Head sobbed in the bedroom), this would be the result. Mr. T looks really good as some kind of black Italian foreman, but I wish there were more items to play with.

I was a little worried about putting up this game because I thought it might be a bit ‘culturally insensitive’. I like to run a tight, clean ship around here. I also like to run up and down the street with no socks or pants. Oh, and be sure to play this game with the music on. The full experience is like a big hit off the old ‘peace-pipe’ if you know what I’m saying.

Those of you who got to experience an Apple II while growing up, no doubt have fond memories of the games available for it. Now you can relive those halcyon days thanks to this browser based Apple II emulator, and a massive collection of games. Unfortunately it only works in Internet Explorer, and it sucks using a mouse instead of a joystick, although if you have a one you can use it.

Can you defeat the evil Gingivitis in this rhythm game? With my high score of 51.25%, I’m pretty sure I can’t.

A little earlier tonight I found this odd little game, played it, and decided it stunk. It’s been about 3 hours now and for some reason I still haven’t stopped playing it. I’m getting really hungry, I’m pretty sure I’ve wet myself at least twice, and I think the kitchen’s on fire. But I’m up to 360 points! 360. Believe it.

Oh sure, it might look like a Rubik’s Cube rip-off at first glance, but this game has nothing to do with a Rubik’s Cube… except for the colors… and the cube. In any event, I made it to level 16 of this surprisingly engaging game.

Hell of Sand is yet another game with no point other than to waste time. It is also an oddly titled game. I would have called it Joy of Relaxing Sand. Make sure you experiment with all of the options at the bottom.

Quick! Jump into you futuristic paddle-ship and defend yourself! An army of evil immobile blocks is threatening to just sit there until you smash them with a ball! The fate of the world lies in your hands brave young warrior!

While it isn’t a game in the sense that there are no scores, and no goal, this is still a fun little time waster. Draw lines to create the sledding hill you always dreamed of as a kid, and then watch your pixel-comprised alter ego plunge down with wild abandon. I just wish there was an eraser tool.

You might think that because this game is called ‘Red’ that it has something to do with Communism. And you would be absolutely right. I base that statement on nothing other than extreme paranoia and what some have called a ‘wild, dangerous’ imagination. Use your breast-shaped turret to blast those commie rocks back into the potato fields of Mother Russia. Freedom and Democracy are counting on you!