A couple of weeks ago that cheeky monkey Ortchel asked for a flash Lunar Lander game. Well here it is. You see? Ask -> Receive. That’s how we work here. And with our pants off. That’s how we work too.

I thought I was doing pretty well at this. And then I saw level 8 and I started to cry.

It’s just like Risk, only faster and funner. And you don’t have to talk to people. And I can’t stop playing it. Every time another side takes over one of my areas my rage is so great I want to rip their dice right out of the computer monitor and devour them. And every time my dice win I want to hug them and squeeze them until they explode! Such joy!

If this game was about falling puppies I would master it. I would play it until I could play it forever without letting a single adorable little puppy die. It is all I would do until the end of time. Kittens… meh.

Remember Virgin’s 74 Band Names game? Well to celebrate the 100th edition of their weekly newsletter, LOVEFiLM.com created the Ultimate Film Desktop with 100 film titles hidden in the image. Let’s find them all and send in our answers! I hear first prize is a tin of turkish delight!

Yellow. Black. Running, gunning. And evil robot alligators. I just don’t know what else to say. I guess they could be evil robot crocodiles. Heck, maybe they’re not even evil. Maybe they’re just misunderstood.

Ball Bounce. Almost as fun as Disneyland, but not quite. Almost as challenging as chess, but not really. Anyone who gets past my best of level 8 wins a free car. It’s got no engine and all the tires are flat and it smells of cabbage and there is grass growing through the floor and you have to come pick it up, but it’s yours. Seriously.

Well you have to hand it to the Japanese. They may be weird, but they sure know how to come up with original game ideas. And awkward toilets. And poodle-human exercise videos. And eyelid glue. And creepy cartoon pornography. Oh I could go on and on and on…

Here is a game for when you are bored at work that simulates you being bored at work. Ingenious? Ingenious.

I’ve gotten 10 in a row so far. I must be pants!

Finally a game that takes me back to my roots! Anyone who says they can beat my top average speed of 0.192 seconds will be accused of lying, sentenced to death, executed, reincarnated as a sheep, and promptly tranquilized by me in well under point 2 seconds. I am just that good.

A surprisingly addictive game that brings the Ping right back into Pong where it belongs. And I know that you can’t get more than 14 bounces. Because that would mean you are better than me. And that, my friends, is just. not. possible.

Those of you that like the reflex-type games are going to have a good time with this one. And if you also like really crappy euro-house music from the ninties that loops every 2 seconds then you can take this game straight to the bank! As usual I will set the bar impossibly high with my best score of 3897. Oui, oui… how you say… eat it?

This game is a little like Gridlock. Except that there is no grid and no moving tiles. Instead we have lights, buttons, and irritating music. So nothing like Gridlock. That being said can someone tell me how to beat level 5? I need to finish that level or I’m going to have to chew off my mouse hand.

When I play this game I like to pretend that instead of just punching through walls of ice with my fists I am actually breaking down the walls of repression that bind society into the cold, closed-minded world we live in. Actually no, I just like to pretend I’m smashing through walls of ice with my fists. SMASHY SMASHY!

This game almost gets it right. No secret levels, no puzzles, no keys to unlock doors, no ‘moving around’. Just shooting lots of things that die really easily and sometimes even explode. Now if we could just incorporate a few topless women into the background or something I think we would have a winner. And maybe Korn in the soundtrack. Is Korn still cool? Okay, Slipknot then.

This game has haunted me since I was a child. That sound it makes when you lose is the sound of all my life’s failures rolled into one gut-wrenching mechanical groan of disapointment. BWRAAAAAWRR(you’re dumb)RRRRR(you’re a failure)RRRRR(stupid)RRR……

This is a very unique and addictive puzzle game. It’s all about balance. Unfortunately it doesn’t have any metric for scoring or levels, so I’ll just say I got as far as the big gray head and that as usual I am the best and you all live in my shadow (which is also awesomer than you and gets more chicks).

Here’s another puzzle game we can use to see which of us is the smartest. I got to level 8, so until I hear someone do better I am officially the smartest person on the internet. And as soon as someone posts that they have gotten to a higher level then they will officially be a liar and I will officially still be the smartest person on the internet.

Can you tell the hard-core programmers from the hard-core murderers? I sure can’t, and will probably wind up dead by morning.

Here is a little St. Patrick’s Day themed 4 leaf clover game. Hurry up and find those clovers before a leprechaun crawls up your leg and bites your privates!