Latest Games Posts

Neon Rider
Neon Rider

Cause ima cowboy, on this neon-crotch-rocket iah ride, and I’m wanted (Richie Sambora: waaaaahned-ied) dead-or-alive.

This is the Only Level TOO
This is the Only Level TOO

the blue elephant
escapes into confinement
for endless seasons

Infectonator : World Dominator
Infectonator : World Dominator

Spread the zombie virus on a global scale in the latest installment of the Infectonator series.

Angry Husky: *poooooooooops*

Blosics 2
Blosics 2

Wreckin’ stuff – almost as satisfying as scaring cats.

Factory Balls 3
Factory Balls 3

Hooray, everyone’s favorite ball factory is back open for business. And I know how much you perverts love balls!

Top Basketball
Top Basketball

Swwwwwwishhhh!

Abduction!
Abduction!

Let me know if this one is any good. I can’t play it, as my heterosexuality forbids me to participate in anything that involves something called “MAN-IN-A-CAN”.

Balloon in a Wasteland
Balloon in a Wasteland

Repair your balloon and escape the Island before The Others find you, kill you, bury your body in a shallow grave, steal your identity and eventually kill Jacob.

Mechanical Commando 2
Mechanical Commando 2

From Wikipedia: Going mechanical commando is the practice of not wearing underwear while piloting one’s mechanized assault vehicle.

One Button Bob
One Button Bob

Think you’re a good gamer? Try playing this one with your less dominant hand. Think you’re a great gamer? Try playing using your foot. Think you’re a gaming god? Go outside and get some fresh air.

Record Tripping
Record Tripping

As Flying Spaghetti Monster as my witness, I swear I will build a monument to my greatness using the bones of all those who comment that they couldn’t play because they don’t have a mouse.

Wrath of Anubis
Wrath of Anubis

A common stereotype of the Egyptian mummy is that it would like nothing more than to tear your limbs off and scream in your face. However in reality, most mummies are just looking for hugs.

Chibi Knight
Chibi Knight

Liberate the Kingdom of Oukoku in this classic tale of diminutive knight versus animated dog toys.

Fuli
Fuli

I PITY THE FULI THAT DON’T LIKE THIS GAME!

WereBox
WereBox

It’s like South Park, but without poop jokes, killing Kenny, transsexual teachers, hatred towards gingers and Canadians (especially Canadian gingers), anal probes, and limbs. So basically a physics puzzle with South Park faces.

Gluey
Gluey

Touch the Rainbow. Taste the Rainbow. Digest the Rainbow.

Reclamation
Reclamation

If you’re having trouble getting a highscore, just remember that if a giant isopod gets a hold of your body it’s going to do this.

Snipedown
Snipedown

Is there a better way to spend No-Pants-Wednesday than by shooting people from the window of your 300-square-foot studio apartment? Take a break, cataloging your cat skull collection can wait until tomorrow!

First Person Tetris
First Person Tetris

I’ll admit I was expecting something a little different when I read the title – something involving UAC marines, cyber demons, and a BFG – but this is cool too.

Banana Foot
Banana Foot

Is that a banana in your shoe, or are you just happy to see me (and have a penis instead of a foot)?