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Double Maze
categories: Games

Okay, everyone all at once now:

MY BRAIN. IT TEH HURTS.

Dead Tree Defender
categories: Games

What’s about 5 stories high, made of wood, has no leaves, and needs defending? Absolutely right, a dead tree. And who’s going to defend it? Right again, you are. And who’s going to help? Well not me, I’m too busy watching that cat taping video.

Virus
categories: Games

We haven’t done a puzzle game for a while have we? I’m pretty sure we haven’t. This game was originally created ten thousand years ago circa 21 A.D. by ancient Mesopotamian goat farmers as a way to pass the time between their morning chores and Viking attacks. Aaaaaaaand… I just made that up.

Storm the House II
categories: Games

This is one of those tower-defense-type games, only with this one you get in on the action a little bit. It’s been around for a while, but unlike me not everyone is a walking Flash game encyclopedia, so I thought I’d share. And also unlike me not everyone has the figure and features of a Greek god, but unfortunately there’s nothing I can do about that.

Line Rider Beta 2
categories: Games

Line Rider is back, this time with two different track types, a zoom tool, and an eraser tool!

Jazzy Ragdoll
categories: Games

If Ragdoll Avalanche and Squares 2 went and had hot, sweaty Flash game intercourse, then Jazzy Ragdoll would be their love child. And as an added challenge to this game, try listening to the music in the opening menu for over 5 minutes without going completely insane. Two games in one! Hurrah!

Paths
categories: Games

It has been statistically proven that the harder you suck at this game, the more fantastic you are as a person and the more monstrously handsome you are. I kid you not, I read that in a book.

Sober Santa
categories: Games

This game brings back such fond holiday memories for me. Every Christams me and my dad used to play a real-life game that was very similar to Sober Santa. My dad would be Santa, only without the santa costume or white beard, and instead of picking up presents he would throw potted plants at me and call me “fairygirl”.

Hive Hero
categories: Games

Join the age-old battle between the bees against the wasps! You are the last line of defense for your hive, and unless you defend it there will be no more delicious honey for us to put on our toast and in our tea. Yes that’s right, tea without honey. You know what you need to do…

Cubefield
categories: Games

One of the oldest and most popular games on Dig Your Own Grave is Cubefield. It’s so simple a two-fingered monkey could play it, but at the same time it’s so fun that you will spontaneously burst into tears of joy while playing it. And, we’ve just set it up with our new High Scores system, so you might want to check that all out before you officially become the lamest lame-o on the block.

Helicopter
categories: Games

Weeeeeeeeee!!!! OH GOD *boom*

and repeat.

Paint Ball
categories: Games

There’s been so much shooting and violence here lately that I thought it might be nice to play a game that’s just all about a little red ball, and drawing with a fat marker, and relaxing clunking sounds, and really really really awful music. Throw in a pork burrito and I’m pretty much in heaven.

Attractive Balls
categories: Games

This game is similar to the falling sand game. Half of you will hate it and will probably say I suck, because the game has no point. The other half will fall in to a relaxation induced coma while learning about gravity and/or magnetism.

Tower Defense
categories: Games

I have never really understood the tower defense games, but by golly they are fun. And I don’t understand what is the deal with the elements, so someone feel free to enlighten me on that. It says the creator of this game has scored 90 points. I scored 11. Less is better right?