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I’m taking a day off, fruitcakes – I have to take care of my bunion problem and meet up with my parole officer. Maybe I’ll find a way to combine the two and save some time.
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Even though this game has you playing for the penguins, I can’t help to side with the turtles. How can you respect an animal that has no respect for the holy sanctity of an afternoon siesta?
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Great, now I have to think of a new name for the game I’m making. It’s about me vacationing on Bali and trying to protect my perfect porcelain skin from the evil sun rays trying to make me all… tanned. *shudders*
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This is either the hardest game I have ever played, or I am really drunk. Whose pants am I wearing?
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Believe it or not, I stole a diamond once. It was an adventure that ended with me sipping cocktails in the Maldives with a gorgeous native girl. That’s how I remember it, but my therapist says I stole a Neil Diamond record and my mom caught me making out with a pillow while listening to Sweet Caroline.
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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be sexually assaulted by a droid, it’s actually not so bad. They’re surprisingly gentle, the only disturbing thing is the noise they make. It’s a bit like R2D2 chirps mixed with a whoopee-cushion, if you can imagine.
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I was shocked when I saw this title. My first thought was that someone had read my diary, found out the pet name I use for my genitals and made an embarrassing flash game about it. *phew*
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Are you guys even reading this, or are you still staring at the boobs in the thumbnail 3 posts down? You should be ashamed you perverts.
*stares at boobs*
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I’ve reached the point of impasse many times in my life, and the only thing that never fails me in that situation is a glass of prune juice and a video of Dick Cheney talking about national security.
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If you’re even moderately interested in Chess you’ll probably enjoy this game. It’s nice and simple (kind of like your dad), pretty easy (like your mom), and the games are short (just like your… *points down there*)
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Okay, I guess it’s time to remove some red again. Incidentally, that is exactly what my doctor says when I visit him after my annual Tijuana vacation.
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I’m not sure why there are so many games about snails lately, but as long as they don’t involve physics puzzles, zombies, or zombies in physics puzzles I’m still going to award 5 stars for originality.
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You know what they say, there’s no defense like a good offense. And there’s no top defense like a good bottom offense. And if you’re wondering what a good bottom offense is, it usually starts with your hand and ends with a restraining order or a few nights in jail depending on the pressure applied.
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Once again I present to you a game from the developers of the classic Don’t S**t Your Pants, and once again there is a serious deficit of both s**t and pants. I’m thinking of writing these guys a sulky email and attaching an audio file containing 45 minutes of me whimpering.
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