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Drillionaire 2
categories: Games, HTML5

It’s hump day, fruitcakes! For people who work that means they’re half way done with this week, and for the rest of us it means we have to hump stranger’s leg and reevaluate our lives.

Radius Raid
categories: Games, HTML5

Lately I’ve decided my work week is too long so I started working only Mondays and Tuesdays and half day on Wednesdays. Basically, I have adopted a government employee schedule.

Infinite Hero
categories: Games, HTML5

Bad news: this game requires registration. Good news: you can just put in something like sirfartsalot@fartindustries.com. Weird news: that actually is my email. So yeah… email me, I’m pretty lonely.

Slay One
categories: Games, HTML5

If you could slay only one person (past or present), who would it be? I would slay Christopher Columbus- apparently he was an enormous jerk blossom, and I don’t like that much competition.

Klocki
categories: Games, HTML5

This game is like an abusive girlfriend: at first she’s all cool and laid back, and makes you feel like you’re special and intelligent. But soon enough she insults you repeatedly, laughs in your face and says her ex’s both penis and wallet were thicker. *sobs*

Enchanted Heroes
categories: Games, HTML5

Believe it or not, I was a hero yesterday. I stopped a group of Danish tourists from eating at Chipotle. You’re welcome.

Apocashop
categories: Games, HTML5

Let me tell you about my weekend- it was full of accomplishments and excitement. I had a poop that ranked “normal” according to Bristol stool chart, which means I can go back to my hot pockets exclusive diet. Hooray!

There Is No Game
categories: Games, HTML5

Step aside folks, nothing to see here.

Hex Frvr
categories: Games, HTML5

Guess what? I got a frvr, and the only prescription is more hexagon themed puzzle games!

The Tale Of Doris And The Dragon
categories: Games, HTML5

The title may make you think you’re about to dive into the exotic world of Game of Thrones erotic fan fiction, but I can assure you this game is totally clean. Or is it? Only one way to find out!

0h n0
categories: Games, HTML5

Apparently, “oh no” is a direct quote from my mother when she first saw me after I was born. The second direct quote is “how much can I get for a disfigured white baby?”.

No Candy For Bad Mice- Halloween
categories: Games, HTML5

Happy Halloween fruitcakes! Here’s hoping your trick or treating yields you some delicious candies tonight, and not just a bag of painted wood chips like I used to get when I was a kid. Not that I’m bitter, they really played well with the dryer lint balls I got for Christmas.

Hook
categories: Games, HTML5

This game has really got me… hooked. GET IT? It’s a pun. Hooked, because I love hookers.

Tomorrow and Yesterday
categories: Games, HTML5

Chances are tomorrow I’ll be doing the same thing as yesterday, which is also what I’m doing today. That reminds me, I should crack open a fresh box of tissues.