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HTML5 Games

The Tale Of Doris And The Dragon
categories: Games, HTML5

The title may make you think you’re about to dive into the exotic world of Game of Thrones erotic fan fiction, but I can assure you this game is totally clean. Or is it? Only one way to find out!

0h n0
categories: Games, HTML5

Apparently, “oh no” is a direct quote from my mother when she first saw me after I was born. The second direct quote is “how much can I get for a disfigured white baby?”.

No Candy For Bad Mice- Halloween
categories: Games, HTML5

Happy Halloween fruitcakes! Here’s hoping your trick or treating yields you some delicious candies tonight, and not just a bag of painted wood chips like I used to get when I was a kid. Not that I’m bitter, they really played well with the dryer lint balls I got for Christmas.

Hook
categories: Games, HTML5

This game has really got me… hooked. GET IT? It’s a pun. Hooked, because I love hookers.

Tomorrow and Yesterday
categories: Games, HTML5

Chances are tomorrow I’ll be doing the same thing as yesterday, which is also what I’m doing today. That reminds me, I should crack open a fresh box of tissues.

Alien Kindergarten
categories: Games, HTML5

Yes, the post is late today. I apologize, it was a toenail trimming day and I got carried away with building a machete from a big toe clipping.

2048
categories: Games, HTML5

2048. That’s the number of times you’re gonna play this game and fail. Then you’ll beat it, and after a brief euphoria you’ll realize your life still sucks.

Aggravated Asphalt
categories: Games, HTML5

I know every time I post an HTML5 game I bring up the fact that you can play it on the toilet, but seriously… if you’re not on the can when you click this link, just don’t even bother. And don’t even think of lying to me.

I WILL KNOW.

Parallel 2
categories: Games, HTML5

Playing this game made me feel almost as uncoordinated as that time a few months ago I decided to take a Zumba class in my gym. Well, at least the game didn’t include an instructor calling me a fat clumsy doofus.

Gem Jem Party
categories: Games, HTML5

I know you probably wasted all your fireworks on Canadian Independence Day (because that’s the one that really counts), but hopefully you saved a few for the less significant one this Friday. Have a good long weekend, fruitcakes!

Bubble Bumble
categories: Games, HTML5

The latest game from our buddy (and Arachnophila creator) Teale Fristoe is finally available. It’s a harrowing tale of bees, bubbles, and platoons of mechanized infantry (those appear in level 31). And it’s HTML5, so be sure to try it out on your smart cellular telephone.

Daily Celebrity Crossword
categories: Games, HTML5

If you’re like me and believed that solving crosswords was only possible via a mutated gene found in 50+ year olds, then you might find this game rather enjoyable. It’s also HTML5, so you can play it on your phone while commuting and pooping (hopefully not at the same time).

Zombies Can’t Jump
categories: Games, HTML5

It’s been a while since we’ve posted an HTML5 game you can play on your mobile device, but today that dry spell comes to an end. So grab your phone or tablet, sit on the toilet, and just do what comes naturally.

Happy Tree Friends: Run and Bun
categories: Games, HTML5

Ever since I posted Strandead, the last Happy Tree Friends HMTL5 game, you’ve been sitting in front of your computer in sweaty anticipation of the next one haven’t you? Or maybe I just mistook that for you sitting in front of your computer and being sweaty. Easy mistake.