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Trader Of Stories: Chapter 1
categories: Games, HTML5

I have a few stories to trade if anyone is interested. Unfortunately they’re all about my ingrown toenails, chronic UTI, and my collection of Whoopi Goldberg autographed black and white photos. Any takers?

Cat Around The World- Japanese Valley
categories: Games, HTML5

This cat travels more than I do, but then again I have a lifetime ban for owning a passport. It’s best if you don’t know why, it’s for your own safety.

Medieval Shorts 2
categories: Games, HTML5

I gotta say, my medieval short shorts are lady killers when I wear them in the summer. Literally, I gave some old lady a heart attack this past July when I got on the bus wearing those.

String Theory
categories: Games, HTML5

I know what you think: Admin is such a brilliant man, he must know everything there is to know about the string theory and related phenomena. I have to disappoint you once again, and say that only string theory I am familiar with is the one that says if you eat a lot of spaghetti your poop will soon look like something a dung beetle is rolling around.

Prince Charmless
categories: Games, HTML5

I don’t know about you, but as far as online games go I’m drawing the line at popping some dude’s zits. Like I don’t have enough of my own.

Drillionaire 2
categories: Games, HTML5

It’s hump day, fruitcakes! For people who work that means they’re half way done with this week, and for the rest of us it means we have to hump stranger’s leg and reevaluate our lives.

Radius Raid
categories: Games, HTML5

Lately I’ve decided my work week is too long so I started working only Mondays and Tuesdays and half day on Wednesdays. Basically, I have adopted a government employee schedule.

Infinite Hero
categories: Games, HTML5

Bad news: this game requires registration. Good news: you can just put in something like sirfartsalot@fartindustries.com. Weird news: that actually is my email. So yeah… email me, I’m pretty lonely.

Slay One
categories: Games, HTML5

If you could slay only one person (past or present), who would it be? I would slay Christopher Columbus- apparently he was an enormous jerk blossom, and I don’t like that much competition.

Klocki
categories: Games, HTML5

This game is like an abusive girlfriend: at first she’s all cool and laid back, and makes you feel like you’re special and intelligent. But soon enough she insults you repeatedly, laughs in your face and says her ex’s both penis and wallet were thicker. *sobs*

Enchanted Heroes
categories: Games, HTML5

Believe it or not, I was a hero yesterday. I stopped a group of Danish tourists from eating at Chipotle. You’re welcome.

Apocashop
categories: Games, HTML5

Let me tell you about my weekend- it was full of accomplishments and excitement. I had a poop that ranked “normal” according to Bristol stool chart, which means I can go back to my hot pockets exclusive diet. Hooray!

There Is No Game
categories: Games, HTML5

Step aside folks, nothing to see here.

Hex Frvr
categories: Games, HTML5

Guess what? I got a frvr, and the only prescription is more hexagon themed puzzle games!