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Ribbitation
categories: Games

How was your 4th of July, everyone? I spent mine begging for barbecue scraps in the park and stealing hot dogs from toddlers, and then hiding under the couch during fireworks because I thought the world was coming to an end. It’s a hard knock life for us canines.

Monkey GO Happy Ninjas 3
categories: Games

Let me tell you something, kids- I have given up on this monkey’s happiness at about the same time I have given up on my own.

Blocks 2
categories: Games

Happy Canada Day, people! I thought it was yesterday, so I spent the day drinking Molson beer, eating Timbits, watching hockey and apologizing for everything to everyone. That’s why I didn’t post a game, for which I am SO SORRY.

Sieger: Rebuilt to Destroy
categories: Games

Ah yes, demolishing historical buildings- one of my favorite things. Right after urinating on Van Gogh and Rembrandt paintings, and doing some clay pigeon shooting with ancient Greek pots instead of pigeons.

Cube Escape: Harvey’s Box
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I assure you that Harvey’s box has nothing on Admin’s box. My box is hard and carved on the outside, and soft, velvety and inviting on the inside. Take that, Harvey!

The Dawn Of The Sniper
categories: Games

I apologize for the absence of Angry Husky in this post- he’s on his well deserved annual vacation in Cabo. He uses FedEx expedited shipping method to insure I am supplied with fresh poop on daily basis. Such a thoughtful creature.

Tiny Treasure
categories: Games

I have a tiny treasure hidden somewhere on my body. If you guessed “in my pants”, then you are correct and just won the grand prize. I won’t tell you what that is, but to give you a hint it’s tiny and it’s a treasure.

Strikeforce Kitty: Last Stand
categories: Games

If I could be so bold as to recommend some background music while playing this game, I think this tune would be appropriate.

Bear In Super Action Adventure
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That reminds me: if you ever see an ad offering a cheap bear adventure, don’t fall for it- it’s not about spending a fun day wearing a realistic bear costume and scaring people. It’s more about a large hairy bearded dude of homoerotic persuasion showing up at your door smacking his lips at you.

GemCraft: Chasing Shadows
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That’s right kids- the new installment of GemCraft is here. Cancel your weekend plans, stock up on Twizzlers and Mountain Dew, and install catheters on yourself and your pets.

Alone In The Cosmos
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This game is short. It’s so short that you won’t even have time to take your protein pills and put your helmets on. But if anyone complains how short it is, I will personally visit your place of residence and secretly train your pets to hate you. It may take me up to five years, but it will be SO worth it when I see you crying in your pillow.

Cube Escape: Arles
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I have a cousin Arles I don’t speak to anymore. He married our other cousin Betty Jo and I never forgave him for that. She promised herself to me on our last hayride!

Game.Init()
categories: Games

var happiness = Admin.PantsOn() ? 0 : 11;

Papa’s Cheeseria
categories: Games

Papa seems to be spreading himself a bit thin, don’t you think? I expect future games to explore the darker side of his unquenchable need of financial domination, perhaps Papa’s Meth Empire-aria or maybe Papa’s Blackmarket Organ Havesteria.