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Sinta: Escape From Ixerron Keep
Sinta: Escape From Ixerron Keep

If there’s one thing that furries hate, it’s being locked up in Ixerron Keep. Why you ask? I’m not sure, maybe they don’t allow group hugs.

Sling Jumper
Sling Jumper

Some folks call it a sling jumper, I call it a kaiser jumper. Mmm… mmph.. reckon you make me some biscuits.. Mmmm… mmm.. mmph… I like them French fried potaters.

Bomboozle
Bomboozle

Bombs, skulls, explosions… throw in some hookers and it’s practically GTA 4.

Music Bounce
Music Bounce

This is kind of like the anti-Guitar Hero. Lots of work involved, and even when you get it right it still sounds wrong. Good times my friends. Good times.

Rocket Man
Rocket Man

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time ’till touchdown brings me round again. To find I’m not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no…

BOWJA THE NINJA (on Factory Island)
BOWJA THE NINJA (on Factory Island)

Contrary to common thinking, tiny huggable-snuggable ninjas are actually far more dangerous than their average human-sized counterparts. You have been warned.

Crumbs!
Crumbs!

I implore you, EAT THE COOKIES FASTER.

Tainted Kingdom
Tainted Kingdom

Darkness has fallen upon the Kingdom of the Taint (a.k.a. Tainted Kingdom). Demonstrate your unconditional love for the holy land of the Taint and lead it’s great armies down the dark sweaty path to victory.

BallBalance
BallBalance

Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah. It’s so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah.

Armed with Wings
Armed with Wings

Some people need a trained eagle and a magic sword to bring justice to evil doers. Personally I think all you need is a coat rack and one of those oily one-legged city pigeons.

DropSum
DropSum

A team of skydiving crooks led by DEA-agent-turned-bad-guy Gary Busey specialize in landing on police roofs and breaking in so their evil computer hacker can steal undercover agents’ files and sell them to drug lords. Or wait… no, it’s just an adding game.

Snot Put
Snot Put

Can there be a better way to put an engineering education to use than to develop a game simulating the fluid dynamics of mucus? Well if there is, I don’t want to know about it.

GeoWars2
GeoWars2

Octagons, hexagons, pentagons, blah blah blah blah blah. I ask you, what good has geometry ever done anyone? Exactly. It is useless, and therefore must be destroyed.

The Plant
The Plant

If you still don’t know what you want to do with your life, perhaps this game will help you discover a budding interest hydroponics you never knew you had. Career-wise, I’m not sure what you can do with hydroponic skills, but I’m sure you’ll get high by. *cough*

Scoregamites
Scoregamites

There are two valuable lessons that can be learned from today’s game. First, by working together a team of people can achieve more than any single individual. And second, lesson one only holds true if there’s just one person in charge.

Doeo!
Doeo!

I remember when this game was called Moai. I also remember when I put on my pants this morning. Oh wait… no I don’t.

Sprintster
Sprintster

The day I see a cupcake lying on the ground and don’t immediately eat it is the same day I put on a Wonder Woman suit and ride around town on a flying pig. I’m sorry guys, but for this game you’re on your own.

Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3
Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3

The story is that people enjoy playing Guitar Hero because it makes them feel like they can actually play the guitar. So does that mean that people enjoy playing this game because it makes them feel like their parents actually love them enough to buy them Guitar Hero?

Mouse Under Siege
Mouse Under Siege

I don’t know what sort of shady stuff you guys have been clicking on over there, but these little guys are not very happy with you.

Deep Sea Dive
Deep Sea Dive

This one is just like Bejeweled - except instead of sparkling gems, you have smelly fish. Also, when you lose you suffocate and die on the bottom of the ocean. And although they don’t show it, I’m pretty sure those same smelly fish start eating your body (sort of like this). But otherwise it’s exactly like Bejeweled.