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Mr. Splibox
categories: Games

Do you think a Mr. Splibox is anything like a Mr. Meeseeks? Because I neeeeeed one of those. Look at me!

Rogue Soul 2
categories: Games

Since putting up my “rogue soul” dating profile back in October 2012, I have seen a noticeable increase in the number of pokes I receive from eligible women. Assuming of course by “poke” we mean “crotch shot”, and by “women” we mean “men”.

Tricky Fish
categories: Games

Sneaky little fishieses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Blob’s Story 2
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Speaking of blobs, does anyone know how to shed these few extra pounds I have accumulated in the past couple of years? I’m 412 now (most of it is water weight though!), and I feel slightly chunky- my ideal weight is 395.

Red Remover Blast
categories: Games

Seriously, is it just me or does Red Remover Blast sound like an essential part of a kit for serial killers and mafia clean up crews?

Color
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It’s the first day of the fall, so I am posting a color game that honors the beautiful palette that the nature will provide for us in the following weeks. Also, I wanna anger the colorblind on the site.
(click on the differently colored tile on each level)

Gravi Jello
categories: Games

You know that feeling when you had so many jello shots with your awesome woo-hooing friends that you lose the sense of gravity? Me neither. It sounds like it would involve people, yuck.

Vilesteel
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Incidentally, I saw the metal band Vilesteel in Tønsberg, Norway just a couple of months ago. I did so much headbanging that one of the discs slipped in my neck. Wait, headbanging is still cool-right? RIGHT?!?

Schrödinghost
categories: Games

So Schrödinger’s experiment is the one where he puts a cat in a tiny box with a vile of poison, lets her die, and then even though his basement smells like a turd covered in burnt hair he still proposes the idea the cat is both dead and alive?
Those Germans.

Spirits Of Elduurn
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I’ll be honest with you: I have no idea what this game is about. I’ve been busy doing the paid drug trials- bad news is I can’t feel my left leg below the knee anymore, good news is I can now taste colors and smell pop music.

Building Rush
categories: Games

I’ll be honest with you kids: training to become a construction tycoon is just as redundant as training to become heart surgeon or computer programmer. When Xenu comes to reclaim our souls, you’ll wish you had just spent the time listening to Taylor Swift and playing video games.

Monsterland 4: One More Junior
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One more junior? Curse my raw manliness and highly potent supersized genitals!

Elventales: The Arcanery
categories: Games

It’s Friday, fruitcakes! I don’t know how your weekend activity calendar looks like, but mine is packed. When you sleep 18 hours a day, there’s not a lot of time to catch up on MLP fan fiction.

Viking Valor
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I recently discovered that my ancient ancestors were Vikings. I think that explains my luscious beard and love for coarse wool underwear. Nothing makes you feel more manly that an itchy, irritated genital region.