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Latest Games Posts
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From Wikipedia: Going mechanical commando is the practice of not wearing underwear while piloting one’s mechanized assault vehicle.
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Think you’re a good gamer? Try playing this one with your less dominant hand. Think you’re a great gamer? Try playing using your foot. Think you’re a gaming god? Go outside and get some fresh air.
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As Flying Spaghetti Monster as my witness, I swear I will build a monument to my greatness using the bones of all those who comment that they couldn’t play because they don’t have a mouse.
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A common stereotype of the Egyptian mummy is that it would like nothing more than to tear your limbs off and scream in your face. However in reality, most mummies are just looking for hugs.
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Liberate the Kingdom of Oukoku in this classic tale of diminutive knight versus animated dog toys.
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I PITY THE FULI THAT DON’T LIKE THIS GAME!
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It’s like South Park, but without poop jokes, killing Kenny, transsexual teachers, hatred towards gingers and Canadians (especially Canadian gingers), anal probes, and limbs. So basically a physics puzzle with South Park faces.
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If you’re having trouble getting a highscore, just remember that if a giant isopod gets a hold of your body it’s going to do this.
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Is there a better way to spend No-Pants-Wednesday than by shooting people from the window of your 300-square-foot studio apartment? Take a break, cataloging your cat skull collection can wait until tomorrow!
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I’ll admit I was expecting something a little different when I read the title – something involving UAC marines, cyber demons, and a BFG – but this is cool too.
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Is that a banana in your shoe, or are you just happy to see me (and have a penis instead of a foot)?
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I don’t want to be a super douche here, but the last time I saw a ninja that wore a bright red eye mask and swung from ropes was… uh, never.
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If any of you were totally freaked out by yesterday’s Hellspawn Huntsman Spider video, today I’m providing you with some free psychotherapy by letting you blast similar mutants from within the confines of an armored battle mech. They need to start selling those in Australia.
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In case you ever wondered what the inside of your stomach looks like after you’ve eaten Indian food, this game is pretty close. Unless it’s really good Indian food, and then it looks more like this.
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That’s right my pretties, it’s time for another installment of Guess Today’s Game. Is it “Sicksquid” a top-down shooter staring a projectile vomiting octopus, or “Pictogrid”, a challenging puzzle game where you slide blocks around with the arrow keys? Click to find out!
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Did I ever tell you guys I’m a licensed helicopter pilot? I also invented the helicopter. And baked bread.
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If you haven’t already, you probably want to play Episode 1 or you might get a little lost. And if you get stuck on a puzzle, try purchasing Vector Runner for the iPhone to help you out (yes, even if you don’t have an iPhone). Look people, I know it doesn’t make sense but I’m not the one making up these crazy rules.
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Harness the powers of Annoying Nerd, Bathrobe Pervert and The SuperGay to discover the meaning of the Paradox in this huge puzzle platformer.
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So what do you think of this game Angry Husky?
Angry Husky: I dunno, it probably sucks. Did I mention I’ve decided to poop in your shoe every time you post a zobmie game? I decided that last week.
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