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Give Up 2
categories: Games

I almost gave up, but then I decided to write the post anyways.

Hipstar
categories: Games

I used to be a hipster before it was popular. Now that it’s popular, I’m in a search of an alternate movement which will still allow me to keep my beard and suspenders.

Primal Champions
categories: Games

The only thing I’m a primal champion of is clogging the toilets in various households, and ruining relationships with other human beings. The two may or may not be related.
Spoiler alert:It’s related.

Cube Escape: Seasons
categories: Games

I don’t know what season it is where you are, but where I am it’s currently the season of “gallons of water are gushing out of my miserable swollen red eyes and nose”.

Working Stiffs
categories: Games

Ah yes, the good old working stiffs. I used to get them all the time at my previous job, so now I have a lifetime ban on working in animal shelters.

Colour Blind
categories: Games

Hear ye, hear ye! Today’s game is specifically dedicated to our retinally challenged friend cynnicysm. As you enjoy your color-filled weekend, think of this poor man and his misfortune.

SARCO: Episode 1
categories: Games

This is a big game. Almost as big as my genitals. Please give it some time to load before you grab your torches and pitchforks and gather in front of my clay hut mansion.

Crayon Poke
categories: Games

Incidentally, more than one female has described sexual experience with me using the words “crayon poke”. That’s a compliment, right?

Down Is Up
categories: Games

If down is up, then technically my pants are always up. So we’re good, right? If not, you best be prepared to throw down homie.

Mr. Splibox 2
categories: Games

I refuse to call any flash game character by the title “mister”, like I don’t have enough of that in real life. Mr. policeman, Mr. parole officer, Mr. sex registry administrator… and the list goes on.

Mighty Knight 2
categories: Games

I’m pretty sure I watched both adult and kids movie by the same name. When the plots start to mash up in my head is when things get truly weird.

Turn Undead
categories: Games

If you wanna talk about undead, lets talk about whatever is currently living in my gastrointestinal tract making all sorts of ruckus. Yes, I will keep bringing it up until I get some sympathy. Or a gift basket full of probiotic yogurts.

Sum Points
categories: Games

As a punishment for not even noticing I didn’t post a game yesterday (I was busy barfing), today you get a math game. Take that creeps!

Cube Escape: The Lake
categories: Games

Here’s a horror-ish game appropriate for the horror that is Monday morning.