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Square Idle
categories: Games

Being an idle square myself, I approve of this message.

Robert The Elf
categories: Games

My crossbow also shoots in only one direction, if you know what I mean. I have no idea what it means, but kindly share if you do.

Deterministic Dungeon
categories: Games

The title of this game sounds like some sort of philosophical term that’s created to make people feel stupid when they hear it. But the joke’s on you stupid term, I actually AM stupid so I’m immune to your trickery.

Color Switch
categories: Games

I made a skin color switch recently, and I have to say I’m pretty pleased with the result. Finally people will stop asking me which Cullen was I in the Twilight movies.

Bear in Super Action Adventure 2
categories: Games

Any weekend plans? I’m asking because I need help moving. My mom finally threw me out, so I found a beautiful fridge cardboard box to live in (advertised as small but functional studio on craigslist) for only $2000 a month. Everyone who ever lived in San Francisco knows this is a bargain.

Final Commando
categories: Games

I always say it’s my final commando, but there I am, spending the night in a police station again for taking my clothes off in front of a member of Kardashian family and revealing my underwear-less crotch. I have no self control.

Authentic Octopus Game
categories: Games

Long time ago when I was just starting with this site, I made a silent promise to myself- a vow you might say- that I’ll never post a non-authentic game about a cephalopod. So there you go.

Hexallin
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Hexallin you say? Sounds like a drug I used to take for my nervous tick which was basically walking only in a shape of a hexagon. Getting to a grocery store a block away took me about 6 hours.

Purbalds
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Sounds like that movie I watched about seventeen times over this weekend- Pure Balds. And before you deem me a pervert once again, it’s a documentary about people with alopecia aerata. Which I use to masturbate.

S.T.A.N.D.
categories: Games

I’m a member of a group whose acronym is S.T.A.N.D. Now, I don’t know what this game is about- but I’ll be shocked if it has anything to do with Single Tawny Androgen Nonessential Douches.

Iridescent
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I once went to a doctor because both my poop and pee were iridescent, but it turns out you’re not supposed to drink Skittles and Gatorade smoothies for every meal two weeks straight. Go figure.

This Is Amazing
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I hate to be a negative Nancy, but it’s really not that amazing.

The Earl Octopusor
categories: Games

If I had 8 limbs like octopus does, I would probably use it to touch every inch of my body inappropriately.

Zenge: Starborn
categories: Games

I was born to be a star, but I strayed somewhere along the way and ended up being a piece of detritus that got farted out of a black hole.