Now before you write this one off as just another Shopping Cart Hero clone, let’s look at an important fact: that squirrel is being thrown to the left people. The left!

Most of you may not know this, but before I was a famous webmaster I was a famous painter.

Yes, I am an elephant.

Why oh why did I choose guitar over the clarinet? I bet guys who rock the clarinet get all the chicks.

After the shenanigans in yesterday’s game, I think it’s time to get back to basics. Thus, I have removed my pants and posted a game that may or may not be about dragons.

In Soviet Russia, game plays you!

Have you guys seen that new movie Paranormal Activity? I never thought I could be so scared watching two douchebags sleep. Next Halloween I’m going to dress up as a whiny yuppie with a sleeping disorder. Boo!

This is not unlike a little game I play every morning called ‘Wake Up the Admin’. My particular version involves multiple alarm clocks hidden around the bedroom and typically ends in complete failure. Maybe I need to try something using planks of wood and physics puzzles?

Personally I don’t consider any level editor complete unless it has tools for pancake dispensers, puppy generators, and stripper factory installations.

Is it me, or does Dralien look a little… uh… what’s the politically correct term here? A little sofa king. A little sofa king we Todd did, if you know what I’m saying. *cough*

Halloween may be over, but that doesn’t mean the threat of long dead corpses reanimating themselves with the sole desire to eat the flesh of the living and spread their vile disease isn’t very real. Protect yourselves kids – do 100 jumping jacks every morning, take a vitamin C, and don’t leave the house unless you’re wrapped in tinfoil (it interferes with the zombie radar).

Robots, rocketships, and fungus. Those are like my 3 most favorite things. After that it’s marshmallows and The Ice Capades (but only if I have front row tickets).

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for llamas, mainly due to that chilly night in Denmark back in 2008. I had a little too much to drink, got separated from my friends and was lost. We talked for a bit and took a little walk down by the river, and that’s when she showed me all about that special “Danish hospitality” I had been hearing about.

Listen up Canadians. Thanks to Canuck Ambassador Vaxas, it’s now out in the open that all Americans have HIV. Based on this revelation I want to formally offer you our surrender on behalf of the United States of America. (But I’m still keeping my favorite shirt).

Power Pinball… reminds me of a game the big kids used to play with me in the schoolyard called “Power Pooball”. If I lost I had to lick a big dry white dog poo, and if I won I got to lick a big dry white dog poo. Childhood, such crazy good times! *cries*

I know you feisty Canadians are probably getting all aroused seeing that orgy of U’s on the instructions page – but know this! I am coming for you. I’m wearing a cowboy hat, driving my H2 hummer with a Coors Light in one hand and a Walmart brand rifle in the other, and all your precious free health care won’t be enough to save you from my wrath!

Have a great Halloween weekend folks. Remember: don’t accept loose candy, and if you see some guy wandering around dressed up as Awesome, that’s just me without my costume.

Light-hearted online game, or insidious training tool for Icelandic terrorists? You decide.

Finally, a game perfectly suited for the youth of today. Although Oakland kids might have an unfair advantage.

Orange you glad it’s a physics puzzle day?

NOTE: This has been a test of the Admin Emergency Broadcast System. If I ever write a post like this again, please assume that I have been kidnapped by Icelandic terrorists. Call 911 and use the code words “PANTLESS PANIC”.

SO disappointed. With a name like Juggerdome I was expecting at least one performance by Insane Clown Posse and some Pauly Shore standup. I guess I’ll have to wait for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.