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Mr. Timan
categories: Games

I have often fantasized that there is a red button which you press and murder all of your coworkers at once. My therapist suggested that’s somewhat sociopathic, so I had to switch to fantasizing about meeker prospects of pressing that button. Like my coworkers getting genital leprosy.

Nambers Level Pack
categories: Games

Emergerd, nambers lvl packh!

Fractured 4
categories: Games

This game is almost as fractured as my ability to post its sequels properly.

Enchanted Heroes
categories: Games, HTML5

Believe it or not, I was a hero yesterday. I stopped a group of Danish tourists from eating at Chipotle. You’re welcome.

Temple Of Boom!
categories: Games

Coincidentally, this is same name I use for my toilet. Exclamation mark and all.

Apocashop
categories: Games, HTML5

Let me tell you about my weekend- it was full of accomplishments and excitement. I had a poop that ranked “normal” according to Bristol stool chart, which means I can go back to my hot pockets exclusive diet. Hooray!

Clicker Troops
categories: Games

It’s Friday, you cakes of a fruity persuasion! Don’t forget to buy your dad a Father’s Day card for Sunday, or he’ll send a singing telegram dude to your office to sing you a song about a kind, generous man who is afflicted by horrible ungrateful children.

Color Move
categories: Games

Last time I posted a game where “color” is spelled without U, I got a call from the Canadian prime minister warning me about the consequences of my actions on bilateral relationship between the countries. I didn’t take it seriously, and now you can expect an armed conflict between us and our northern neighbors. Also, and by far the worse consequence, I got a lifetime ban from Tim Horton’s.

World’s Hardest Game 4
categories: Games

Really, this is THE hardest game in the world? What about chess? Or curling? Seems like a false advertisement to me.

Building Rush 2
categories: Games

Soooo, let me get this straight: I take a week-long vacation during which nothing is posted, and yet no one feels the urge to comment on the fact? Dudes, if I wanted to get snubbed I would go to a bar. Or a grocery store. Or a brothel. Or my parent’s house.

Taco Trump Down
categories: Games

Do you think Trump would be offended if he saw this game? Honestly, I don’t think he should be- it’s very flattering regarding his appearance. For starters, his hair looks like it actually belongs on a human being.

Riddle Transfer 2
categories: Games

In case you don’t remember the first installment of this game, it was posted back in 2011. And only 5 years later-BAM!-a second one. Boy, the game devs are unstoppable these days!

Square Idle
categories: Games

Being an idle square myself, I approve of this message.

Robert The Elf
categories: Games

My crossbow also shoots in only one direction, if you know what I mean. I have no idea what it means, but kindly share if you do.