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Grapple Cat
categories: Games

I don’t know if any of you tried to grapple a cat, but before doing it I’d recommend a little practice: wear a barbwire suit and roll yourself down a hill covered in thorns and poison ivy. That will convey about 25% of the physical and mental pain grappling a domestic feline will cause.

Bobby Da Arrow
categories: Games

Bobby da Arrow,
Shootin’ da goblins,
ain’t got no problems,
‘cept an enlarged prostate.

Natural Selection 2
categories: Games

Dear natural selection,
please come back- you are sorely missed.
Yours truly,


In Drmzzz
categories: Games

Sorry for the gameless Thursday, to punish myself I’m gonna have a joyless Friday, friendless Saturday and loveless Sunday. So pretty much business as usual. *weeps*

The Awakening
categories: Games

Strangely enough, I had some trouble awakening this morning myself- hence the late post. Heed my lesson kids: never go to bed angry or with a belly full of vodka infused Haribo gummy bears.

Decision 3
categories: Games

Admin: Incidentally, today I have made exactly 3 decisions: 1) to open my eyes 2) to get out of the bed 3) to kick Angry Husky out in the yard.

Angry Husky: I hate you. No, really- I hate you so very much.

categories: Games

I was almost called Moonkid, but luckily my hippie parents decided to move from a commune into an Indian reserve. Seriously, One-Who-Ruined-Our-Lives is SO much better than Moonkid.

categories: Games


Fancy Pants Adventures: World 1 Remix
categories: Games

After an enjoyable Wednesday, today I’m back into the fabric shackles people prefer to naively refer to as ‘pants’. Well, if I have to abide to these stupid rules of civilization- I’ll do it my way and wear custom made spandex shorts with various images of Hilary Clinton.

Clicker Monsters
categories: Games

I don’t know much about clicker monsters, but I do know a thing or two about licker monsters. And no, I didn’t mean to write ‘liquor’. I’m talking about that pervert down the street with the shoe shine stand. That is not how god intended shoes to be shined.

Fishtopia Tycoon
categories: Games

I once started a shrimping business and named it Hubba-Fump. Soon after I was sued by Paramount Pictures for something they call “copyright infringement”. I have no idea what that is, but I feel like I should be worried about my newly established ice cream company called Bairy Queen.

The Last Door – Chapter 4: Ancient Shadows
categories: Games

I’m not sure the developer knows the true meaning of the word “last”.

Zombie Tactics
categories: Games

Angry Husky: Zombie Tactics? Pish posh. Those commoners and their pitiful tactics have nothing on me and my master plan to drown humanity in the byproducts of my marvelous body.

Onomastica 2
categories: Games

If anyone is interested, my onomastica infection is getting better. It stopped oozing green goo, but now I’m fairly certain something is living inside it. I named it Tom Seleck.