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Quotidian
categories: Games

I started playing this game, and then stopped when it told me to open the Outlook. What am I, a 65 year old lady learning how to use computer in some senior class? Yes, I do knit, and yes- I do use the phrase “that’s nice, honey”, but I draw the line at Outlook.

Tempala
categories: Games

Sorry the post is so fashionably late today, but I had a doctor appointment. I went to remove the wart that is growing on my right cheek for 7 years now, but the doctor told me at this point it would actually be easier to remove my head.

RePixel
categories: Games

I wish I could repixel my face so my lips are finally bigger than my eyes, and my nose is not directly by my right ear. But that’s just a pipe dream.

The Splitting: Chapter 1
categories: Games

This is a large game (like your mom), so please allow it to load a bit before you burst into your usual boo-hoos about games that don’t load, links that don’t work, and small penises. Actually, this last one may or may not be my boo-hoo.

Instantaneous Combustion Syndrome 2
categories: Games

Apparently, it’s something you can get from eating at Chipotle in Oregon nowadays. But you didn’t hear that from me.

Puppy Stew
categories: Games

Ah yes, delicious puppy stew. I didn’t have one since my last visit to Korea, and now I’m craving one. Not the pug puppy stew, those are disgusting- but schnauzer puppy one is delish!

Super Dangerous Dungeons
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The dungeons I frequent didn’t used to be dangerous until I decided to change my safe word into my lucky number. Let me tell you, when your lucky number is 777,777 and dungeon is in small town Germany, saying Siebenhundertsiebenundsiebzigtausendsiebenhundertsiebenundsiebzig can make a difference between life and death.

Imperil
categories: Games

Imperil sounds like that drug I should be taking but I don’t. Or is it the one I shouldn’t be taking but I do? It doesn’t really matter though. Squirrel!

Transgression
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I plan to commit many transgressions this weekend. First one was uploading this post 5 hours later than usual, and I plan to go as far as eating an unwashed apple and going swimming immediately after the meal. I’m a wild beast, I tell ya!

Isolated Subject
categories: Games

I have a lot of personal experience on how to be an isolated subject, so feel free to ask me anything.

A Gun, In Time!
categories: Games

I refuse to play any game with exclamation mark in the title because it makes me feel like I’m taking orders, and I’m not taking orders from anyone. Except of course my Mistress.

The Curse Of The Mushroom King
categories: Games

I must be cursed by the Mushroom King, that would definitely explain the fungus growing in every crease and groove on my body.

Ultimate Clicker Squad
categories: Games

It’s Friday fruitcakes! Long weekend is ahead of us- time to sharpen your knives, perform some ritual murders, and bathe in the blood of your enemies. Or lie motionless on the couch suffocating partially on hot pockets, and partially on your own tears.

Diseviled
categories: Games

My mom had me diseviled when I was four. It was painful, but worth it- I no longer rode my tricycle in a creepy way, killed priests, and vomited green goo when challenged.