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Letter Monsters
categories: Games

Ah yes, the letter monsters. My parents told me about those when I was growing up. It was all part of their plan to make me deathly afraid of books. Because if you can’t read, you can’t write HELP ME on paper planes and throw them out the window.

Hydra
categories: Games

I tried hard to make this game work on DYOG, but then it was suddenly very late and I need at least 14 hours of sleep. So the link will take you to Newgrounds, which will make some evil mastermind in their office laugh diabolically while he pets his white Persian cat. Or it’s an office full of apes flinging their poop at the monitors trying to figure out the mystery that is the distribution of flash games.

Skip Around the World: Finland
categories: Games

Tämä on mahtava peli ja sinun pitäisi pelata sitä. Muita uutisia, alaselässä on enemmän hiuksia kuin hirviä. Just sayin’.

Glue Knight
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Don’t know much about glue knights, but I have a lot of experience with glue nights. You know, those nights when you wake up in the morning all sticky… Oh come on- I cannot possibly be the only one who assembles model airplanes in bed.

Tesla Defense 2
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So how many of you nerds out there would consider the Tesla Model S to be your dream car? Do you want to know what my dream car is? It’s Green Machine you spoiled brats. And I still use dial-up.

Quad Cop
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Quad Cop… what do you suppose that means? He must have 4 of something. Eyes? Legs? Definitely penises.

The Great Magicians Curse: Magicians 2
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I don’t know much about the magicians curse, but an old gypsy cursed me a long time ago with mind-blowing handsomeness and a miraculous set of genitals. It’s quite a burden.

The Last Dinosaurs
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Of course the dinosaurs are not extinct- I’m still alive, aren’t I? HAHAHAHAHAHA! *cries while counting the wrinkles in the bathroom mirror*

Quantum Of Light
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What do you mean “you forgot to post a game yesterday”? It was a holiday! It’s not my fault that none of you infidels celebrates Parsi New Year.

Royal Warfare
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In preparation for the glorious weekend, have a go at this real time strategy game that definitely does not feature zombies. And if you’re wondering what those hordes of slow moving, rotting humans are, they are slow moving rotting humans and definitely not zombies.

Stealth Bound Level Pack
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I comfort myself that I am not a socially awkward and friendless creature that goes through life completely unnoticed. I’m just really good at being stealth. Like really good.

Invert Selection
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Occasionally I’d like to invert my selection, but the truth is that sometimes we just have to live with the decisions we made. What I’m trying to say here is: make sure you measure your room before you order a full size Tardis replica.

Clicker Heroes
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If clicking makes you a hero, then I am Indiana Jones meets Hercules meets Luke Skywalker but with awesome sideburns.

Snail Bob 7: Fantasy Story
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I will keep posting Snail Bob until someone appreciates it in the way it deserves to be appreciated. Not with comments like “If it was any easier, it would be your mother“. I’ll have none of that. My mother is a saint!