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Hero In The Ocean 2
categories: Games

I’m a hero in the ocean, hero outside the ocean, hero in the city, hero in the countryside… Wait, is hero the thing where you have to leave the bed, put your pants on and do brave things? That’s not me then, I was thinking of something else.

Inner Demon: Soul Trader
categories: Games

We all have our inner demons that are trying to make us do inappropriate and immoral things. Mine for example want me to crash the kids’ birthday parties and scream ‘I’m your real father, kid!’ while the little one is blowing the candles. But do I listen to him? Yes I do, what a stupid question.

Command And Control
categories: Games

When I play command and control games on the weekends, my safe phrase is “team Jacob”. Just in case anyone was interested.

Nekra Psaria
categories: Games

Nothing like a Monday morning psychedelic game to remind you of all the psychedelics you took over the weekend. Or am I the only one that still thinks it’s cool to do mushrooms and air guitar to Dark Side of the Moon?

Alien Kindergarten
categories: Games, HTML5

Yes, the post is late today. I apologize, it was a toenail trimming day and I got carried away with building a machete from a big toe clipping.

Kick The Critter
categories: Games

Last time I heard the phrase ‘kick the critter’ was when my dad was replying to my mom’s question relating to what should she do about my whining. Ah yes, sweet childhood memories.

Nautilus Escape
categories: Games

Guess what: another hump day has rolled in, and I’m starting to notice a serious deficit of humpable objects in my life. I think it’s time to finally cave in and order that pregnancy pillow.

Quebrix
categories: Games

The description for this game on one website stated it’s a ‘vacation for your brain’. Mind you, I don’t know what sort of vacation these people enjoy- but it’s probably one of those where you sleep in a tent under a constant attack of giant malaria infested mosquitoes, and your daily wake-up alarm is a macaque monkey copulating with your earlobe.

Cut!
categories: Games

That is exactly what the voices in my head are telling me to do. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

2048
categories: Games, HTML5

2048. That’s the number of times you’re gonna play this game and fail. Then you’ll beat it, and after a brief euphoria you’ll realize your life still sucks.

Spiral Drive
categories: Games

Speaking of spirals, in particular downward spirals… Comments anyone?

*crickets*

Purrmageddon
categories: Games

Cats controlling giant mecha warriors? ✔
Audio that will cause a minor to moderate brain damage? ✔
Happy hump day, peasants!

Tower of the Archmage
categories: Games

Coincidentally (or not), there is a tower in my pants that I sometimes refer to as the Archmage.

Renegades
categories: Games

Oh look it’s Monday. Time for me to sharpen my pencils, get some paper, and write a letter to my congressman. It’s about time he did something about the noisy kids next door that always wake me up early from my third afternoon nap.