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And is hungry. So very, very hungry.
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On some level, deep down, I don’t find this terrible.
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“Ahhh yes, Granite Man, from the debut album of Bad Sadbath, featuring the vocal talents of Oggy Oddboard. Oggy did a great job on the song Wacky Choo-Choo as well. Good times…”
- Youtube User dalejunior8888
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Have an awesome day fruitcakes! And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, have an awesome day anyways. Just try not to get upset by the fact that the baby Jesus hates you and is coming to eat your soul and regurgitate it back into the eternal sea of hellfire.
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Ya ya dayaya daba ya? da babba yay daa
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I eat my dinner every night to this song. It’s the danciest dinner in the world.
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Pop Quiz: You’re the Vatican Events Director and a team of topless male acrobats (strippers) offer to perform for the Pope. Do you?
a) Invite them in and video tape it.
b) Not do that because you’re not insane.
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It’s becoming evident
He landed in excrement
But never fear ’cause Minty’s here
To make Christmas excellent!
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Crank
Stay down
Shoulder! Chin! Shoulder shoulder shoulder!
Double dream hands
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Magically, week after week, Nickelodeon was able to find kids who seemingly had no experience with either video games or popular culture.
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Do not fear the cleansing flood of Fruity Pebbles
Fruity Pebbles
A breakfast table stained with blood and
Fruity Pebbles
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This is like something right out of that episode of Seinfeld where George becomes a hand model.
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No wait, he probably did. Yeah, he definitely did.
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