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“Professional” wrestling is hard core, and full of chairs.

A creepier song about buffets will never be penned.

Ghosts aren’t as scary in the light, which is why I have all my rooms bathed in 15-million candlepower spotlights. Incidentally, that’s probably why I can’t see colours anymore.

The United States may be the land of the free, but I ask you – can a man truly be free if he’s wearing pants? A pair of bulky, billowing demin tubes? No! So before you head out tonight, celebrate your freedom properly and whip those suckers off. FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOMMmmmmmmmm…*cough*…mmuh!

Bill Gates was not looking forward to meeting the Judge that morning.

When Dimitri the Lover left Olga two messages on her answering machine, she clearly didn’t know what she was missing by not calling him back.

Frank Sinatra, eat your heart out.

Why is it that the dominant instinct people have when they get on a motorcycle for the first time, is to gun the throttle and run into something?

crazy japan man
cool yourself, jump in the ice
shiny red panties

He’s Gon Getchoo!

Little did the resident’s of Boise, Idaho know, but the State government had secretly started dumping nuclear waste beneath the town.

Littlegrey Forum funnyman, Nathan Barnatt, plays Rick, a simple cable-access show host who just wants faux celebrities to help him figure out what’s going on around here.

I think John McCain has his finger on the pulse of the nation.

Jon Dyer is on a quest to grow every facial hair type on this list. Now that’s the kind of life purpose I can go for. Forget enlightenment, or even happiness – I’m gonna grow myself an Anchor.

Weiner dog… weiner dog? Weiner dog! Weiner dog weiner dog weiner dog.

(dachshund)

I wonder what English speakers sound like when they try and speak Japanese?

When I see this documentary about live-action role playing, I’ll be in the front row wearing my robe and wizard hat.

I think ‘ol Bob must have been off his meds the day they taped this episode.

I’m not sure what they’re saying, but I have a feeling this guy will be buying himself his own car after this cab ride.