Having a muppet for a roommate is not all it’s cracked up to be. Have you ever seen them eat?

That’s it, the moonwalk and synthesizers have convinced me. Bring on the baptismal waters!

Despite their inclusion in the Axis of Evil, North Korea never really did do much to terrify the world. Maybe this is why.

As far as I can tell, Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is just like an episode of Family Guy, only with everything stripped out except the “it’s like the time when…” parts. So yeah, it’s awesome.

After being subjected to a hip hop song about how cold and off key it is in Detroit, I thought it was time for some educational rap. See, it’s not all about the guns, the cars and the hos.

I don’t know where “the D” is, or how many days it took the devil to create it, but seeing as it was the inspiration for this monstrosity, I would like to be the first to nominate it as a future nuclear test site. (Warning: Mild to light swearing.)

As a graduate of Coney Island College, these schools don’t seem so bad. Go, Whitefish!

The 2008 Olympics are finally over (thank god), and we’re celebrating with a completely scientific test of whether or not it’s Michael Phelps crazy 12,000-calorie-a-day diet that makes him such a fast swimmer.

I don’t blame you for not watching this entire video – it’s much too long. But the Charles Manson dance is amazing, and it’s only a matter of time before it sweeps the nation.

Pro Hot Tip: Of all the things to possibly save money on for your wedding, make sure the cake isn’t one of them.

Tip of the day: Getting caught soliciting a minor can be pretty stressful and can lead to dizzy spells, so always be sure to tape a pillow securely to your head before you leave the house for your date.

Not a lot of people know this, but Sesame Street isn’t for children anymore. In their efforts to reach the coveted young adult demographic, I think they’ve crossed the line.

Agent 00, the small secret agent that looks like a potato, is back with the silliest jet pack scene in movie history.

If you’ve never seen the ending of Mystic River, don’t even think about watching this video.

The next time Captain Cool here goes mountain golfing, he should probably bring some tees.

This video has been making the rounds on the Internet lately, purportedly as the worst fight scene ever, but I think we know the truth.

I can only assume that the video you are about to see, is of Mad TV alum, Debra Wilson, using the Internet for the very first time.

You see, Christianity is a lot like a pickle shoved into an electrical socket.

You have to give the bear credit. He moves better than a drunk white guy.

The foundation for any lasting marriage begins with a mutual appreciation for practical jokes involving firearms. It ends shortly thereafter in death or divorce.