God bless the Internet, it teaches me something new everyday. By the way, if the P-word makes you blush, you probably shouldn’t watch this. You know, the P-WORD. The peeee-nis. *blushes*

I think this guy drowned.

Friends come in all shapes and sizes.

I believe this dance-off actually took place.

Natural selection at work my friends.

Why did she think getting on the table in the first place was a good idea?

Join David Attenborough in his journey across the world to see dead koala bears, a walking artichoke, and really gross squirrels.

(NSFW due to swearing.)

I said, take off your clothes!

You know, I prefer this version. It’s shorter, and without all that needless dialogue.

I think the lesson here is, that when you’re making a reverse-psychology celebrities-are-smarter-than-you video, make sure it’s funny and entertaining. (NSFW due to the f-word.)

David Blaine Meets His Match, in the form of a puppet that isn’t afraid to call him a dangling douche.

Mirrored glass can really get a goose angry.

Speaking as a software engineer, all I can say to this is “Huhwah?”.

So this is why so many hip-hop songs are obnoxiously vocoded these days.

Driving is really confusing, but this video straightened some things out for me. Now I never leave home without a bag of fireworks and a lighter.

I remember the good ‘ol days when Vice Presidential picks weren’t publicity stunts.

This must have been what the parties I didn’t get invited to in highschool were like.

Some people must have been born without the ability to realize when an idea is truly dumb.

Having a muppet for a roommate is not all it’s cracked up to be. Have you ever seen them eat?

That’s it, the moonwalk and synthesizers have convinced me. Bring on the baptismal waters!