Funny Stuff

Daschunds are almost as cute as corgis. Corgis Corgis! CORGIS! CORGIS!

We’ve already learned how to defend ourselves from an armed attacker, so now it’s time to learn the second most important thing for a man to know. How to pee in public.

Having been known to peeiek at the sight of even the smallest house spider, I consider myself just about everything but an “arachnophile”. Today’s article (by guest writer dizrali), delves into the psyche of these outcasts of humanity.

peeiek (verb) – to simultaneously pee ones pants and shriek like an 8-year girl.

Let no one say that Jesus is ever a selfish lover!

It’s the wink at the end that kills me.

Now we know three people who don’t have a future in broadcasting.

This is the guiltiest looking dog you’ll ever see.

First there was drugged up David, then the stoned brother and sister duo, and now it’s 14 minutes of an incredibly high, incredibly confused Canadian girl.

We’re giving away a limited number of beta codes to try out the upcoming Dragon Age Legends Facebook game made by EA2D. If you’re interested, leave a comment on this post or send me a private message. Comments that combine the terms “dragon”, “gastric bypass”, and “Emma Watson” will receive a bonus gift (my admiration).

If it bleeds we can kill it.

She may be a little eccentric, but her daddy taught her good.

Sure she’s cute now, but in 20 years it will all be uncontrollable back scratching, lesbian fantasies, and daydreams of murder.

Now I want to play some Street Fighter II and eat some fried chicken.

That’s a very nice jig, Stalin. Now isn’t dancing much more fun than genocide?