Question: What do you get when you combine the criminal mastery of Professor James Moriarty with the wits of a 4th level inbred from Kentucky?

This Belgian man really loves penguins. Mere words can not do his love justice, but take how much you love a buttery Chardonnay and multiply it by a million. You’re still not even close. He’s crazy.

Mr. Lickers usually wasn’t allowed to give his owner slobbery wet kisses, but for some reason this time his owner didn’t seem to mind. This made Mr. Lickers very happy.

Break out the glow sticks, it’s time for a light switch rave, with your cat!

You need a dinette set? A new bedroom? Why go to a furniture superstore when you can go to the Montgomery flea market? It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini mall. A mini mall.

Nintendo deemed these games inappropriate for their target Wii Play audience, so we were stuck with Fishing, and Table Tennis. It’s a real shame, because WiiPii looks like fun.

Two brothers in a family of drifters. One lost forever, and one forever searching. Follow Dr. Kagamura as he discovers the truth about his brother, lost in the D-Dimension where everyone drifts all the time, and it’s impossible to drive in a straight line…

Going bald serves as an indicator to the bands of wild dogs that control most major cities, of which humans are the weakest and should be culled. This Japanese man has thrown that natural order into chaos however, with his amazing comb over.

But they better be big and beefy… with cheese in them.

What could possibly go wrong?

The prank phone calls Bart Simpson made to Moe’s Tavern (as well as Moe’s responses), are like classic pieces of literature, and should be studied with equal regard alongside the works of Shakespeare and Dickens. These days, thanks to caller-id, many of you will never get to appreciate the beauty of a true prank call.

In this strange Japanese game show, contestants have to sit on a pad at the bottom of a tub of really hot water. While they sit on the pad, they gain points, and a woman in a bikini bounces around. I’m not making this up. (Possibly NSFW, due to scantily clad jiggling boobies.)

You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? Wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the beans?

PS: Who is your favorite bean?

Okay, I admit it. I posted this pretty much because of the music. Ghostbusters!

He may not be the bravest of jungle animals, but the Pygmy Marmoset’s self defense mechanism is actually quite effective. After performing the patented ‘peek-a-boo’ tactic, 92% of jungle predators decide to cuddle with the Marmoset rather than eat it.

This makes me wish I had bought an iPhone. I could really use some sideburns.

In this classic Saturday Night Live skit, Chris Farley finds himself on a sadistic Japanese game show.

Behold, the dancing inmates of CPDRC prison in the Philippines. Why do they dance? Because the music flows through them. They live the music. They breathe it! Also, they’re in prison and pretty bored.

What would a raccoon want with a door mat? Maybe somebody stole his?

When reporting on a breaking news story, it’s important to always retain your composure. Let these experienced newscasters show you how it’s done.