Denis Leary reminisces about the fabulous movies he’s been in. Okay, they’re pretty much all terrible. And because it’s Denis Leary, this video features swearing, so cover your ears children.

Finally, I understand Catholicism.

Someone wasn’t happy with his Christmas present.

Most people think NASA spends millions of dollars preparing a person to go in to space, but really anybody can do it with almost no training. What NASA really spends its money on, is preparing its astronauts to face the rigours of a Larry King interview.

I’ve no idea what this celebration is, or how it originated, but it is explosilicious. Do yourself a favor and watch until the end.

You know, I always suspected that Telly was on something.

From the creators of Charlie the Unicorn and Detective Mittens, comes a really sadistic ferret.

This hilarious book of bad news postcards is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life that is afraid of confrontations. Now they can use cute and cuddly animals to deliver bad news like, I’m sleeping with your wife, and It’s not you, it’s me.

When this world famous astronaut isn’t practicing his golfing, he can be found training for the prestigious Mushroom Cup.

At Jones’ Big ASS Truck Rental and Storage, Toby Jones will store anything for $10.99 a month!!!

From the same minds that brought us the hilarious Charlie the Unicorn comes Detective Mittens, the crime solving cat. Meow meow meow meow meow.

Dig Your Own Grave has a somewhat checkered past when it comes to Mormons, so I’m going to take the high road here and say that their underwear absolutely protects the devout wearer against fire and bears.

Although funny and star-studded, this may have been somewhat more useful before the election.

Hated Star Wars character, Jar Jar Binks, has fallen on tough times recently (Good.) and has had to turn to acting in insurance commercials in order to pay his massive alimony.

Nobody does a better erotic Dracula than Yenz Von Tilborg.

Boca Raton, baby!

This is pretty much the reason Mr. Administrator doesn’t play Monopoly anymore.

Listen guys, you’re going to have to start taking better care of yourselves if you want me to behave like a human being.

You might think that you have to wait until next Halloween to try out this prank, but it would probably go over even better during the Christmas season.

I don’t know, I think forcing the players to wear binoculars actually improves the game.

How does one prepare for the inevitable rhino escape at a zoo? With constant and mandatory emergency drills which accurately depict the terror that a real rampaging rhinoceros would convey.