Scaly man-fish looking for love. Likes drinking creamy Baileys from a shoe, doing watercolors, and the boat times.

This makes me wonder how many penises have been hidden in all the cartoons I’ve watched over the years.

Yay, it’s another cat video, and this one includes many different types of cats. Boxing cat, showering cat, retard cat, fat cat, ping-pong cat, baking cat and box-head cat.

When The Sleep Center of the Southwest has a message to get out, they spare no expense. Some people may have settled for a stock image of a wrecked car, but these guys really wanted to get their message across. And that message is… wait, what? Sorry, I was laughing just then. What were we talking about?

Breakfast bars have always been pretty tasteless and boring, but not Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain bars. They’re like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart!

And now, a dramatic reading of a real breakup letter from a real person.

Although not well known, Jesusasaurus Rex was by far the most feared of the dinosaurs, possessing the ability to rise from the grave and bore other dinosaurs to death with speeches about kindness.

Unable to literally feed Michael Vick to the dogs, an enterprising eBay user came up with the next best thing.

Jack Black is Computerman, and he’s just trying to compute the outside world with his best friend Eugene, whom is not a computerman.

It’s come to my attention that some of you guys are a little fresh off the corn stalk, and since you’re back in school with all those hormonal temptations, I feel it’s my responsibility to make sure you know all about sexual relations.

Vacuuming is a loud, tiring and thankless task, and there’s only one thing that could possibly make it better. Wookies.

What is this gorilla doing? Is it masturbating to a Phil Collins song? God I hope not.

This video should please all of you cat loving dog haterz out there. Long live the great feline revolution!

I’m not even sure how to describe this one. It combines the classic song Unchained Melody by the Everly Brothers with standing motionless on a rotating platform, and somehow manages to come up with a game that would actually make me excited to go to a casino.

If David Bowie writes a song about you, you gotta take what you get. His musical genius speaks only one language, and that is the language of truth.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys…
(But in Finnish.)

Barry! What are you doing? What is wrong with you? Do not open anything else! What is that? Barry, no!

I don’t see what the big deal is. I do this dance like twice a week.

I am so there.

Y’see Theo, each Cosby’s getting worse than the last, y’see. And the thing is Rudy, it’s a lot like the movie Multiplicity, starring Michael Keaton, y’see.

PS: Who’s your favorite Cosby?