Keyboard Cat is the lamest Internet meme since Rickrolling, but his Mexican equivalent is 100% awesome.

A little over one year ago, we broke the story on a bizarre feat of German engineering – Cheeseburger in a Can. After much debate over the actual appearance and palitability as described in the catalog, our loyal European reader Nika offered to hunt down the elusive hiker’s meal and answer all of our burning questions. These are her discoveries.

Now it’s time for another episode of Disturbing Fun with Puppets. NSFW!

Hey little buddy, maybe your family’s not so weird after all.

We adults take motor control for granted.

And after you’re done watching the fairy man run, why not check out the new Video Fantastica Discussions and Recent Comments features.

What would it really be like if toys came to life? Not pleasant.

(NSFW because of swearing)

Denny’s has created a commercial marketed toward one of its two major demographics. Now all we need is a commercial starring a loud redneck family.

No wonder Canada is so full of terrists. *

* Not actually true.

The most useless, yet most hilarious, soundboard ever. AHH HAAAAA YEAAAAH!

All pugs should come with a complimentary toilet.

In the same vein as the Big Lebowski television edit, we have Snakes on a Plane as made safe for TV audiences. Why do they even bother showing these movies?

British comedy duo Mitchell & Webb ask the question at least some SS soldiers must have been wondering.

I’m not sure what Acorn Cat and Pyjama Pig are saying, but it sounds pretty important.

Toby Jones is back with Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage. As long as it’s fryable or edible, he’ll make it deliciousitible. And then if you pay him enough, Toby or one of his foot specialists will massage your feet in sensual sauces.

French ‘Tom Green’, Rémi Gaillard and friends play Pac-Man in a supermarket, with predictably disastrous results.

When the world of professional photo retouching meets the world of everyday incompetence, only good things can happen. You have to dig through some of the posts to find the real gems, but they’re in there.

Kanye West realizes what he really is, and goes home to the sea.

There are two things wrong with Karl. Try and guess what they are. (Hint: It’s not his hat.)

Can Charlie save the future, all the while declining the advances of a particularly possessive starfish?