Funny Stuff

Ah the age of the Silver Screen. When movies were worth the celluloid they were printed on. We didn’t ask for much back then. The occasional intertitle, and a vaguely sober pianist were all we needed. So with that in mind, I present to you Star Wars as it was meant to be seen.

Scaly man-fish looking for love. Likes drinking creamy Baileys from a shoe, doing watercolors, and the boat times.

This makes me wonder how many penises have been hidden in all the cartoons I’ve watched over the years.

Yay, it’s another cat video, and this one includes many different types of cats. Boxing cat, showering cat, retard cat, fat cat, ping-pong cat, baking cat and box-head cat.

When The Sleep Center of the Southwest has a message to get out, they spare no expense. Some people may have settled for a stock image of a wrecked car, but these guys really wanted to get their message across. And that message is… wait, what? Sorry, I was laughing just then. What were we talking about?

Breakfast bars have always been pretty tasteless and boring, but not Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain bars. They’re like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart!

And now, a dramatic reading of a real breakup letter from a real person.

Although not well known, Jesusasaurus Rex was by far the most feared of the dinosaurs, possessing the ability to rise from the grave and bore other dinosaurs to death with speeches about kindness.

Unable to literally feed Michael Vick to the dogs, an enterprising eBay user came up with the next best thing.

Jack Black is Computerman, and he’s just trying to compute the outside world with his best friend Eugene, whom is not a computerman.

It’s come to my attention that some of you guys are a little fresh off the corn stalk, and since you’re back in school with all those hormonal temptations, I feel it’s my responsibility to make sure you know all about sexual relations.

Vacuuming is a loud, tiring and thankless task, and there’s only one thing that could possibly make it better. Wookies.

What is this gorilla doing? Is it masturbating to a Phil Collins song? God I hope not.

This video should please all of you cat loving dog haterz out there. Long live the great feline revolution!