Some things are better left unknown.

She was however the best damn helicopter pilot this world has ever seen.
(NSFW because of swearing)

Poor Jonathan Charles.

The Kakapo is a fat, flightless parrot found only in New Zealand that is nearly extinct, and after watching this video you might have a good idea as to why.
(If you like this video, I recommend you read Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams, which is really terribly funny.)

Since I learned yesterday how much you guys love Soulja Boy, here’s the Songsmith version of his hit song Crank That.

What R2-D2 was really saying during Episode I.

Raymond’s seemingly crack-addled exterior belies his incredible Wheel of Fortune acumen.

I too subscribe to Playboy and The New Yorker.

Cats and baths don’t mix… except when they do.

Behold the excitement, followed by the sheer terror.

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Those of you who have been around here for a while know that on Labor Day I usually like to link to a boring site that explains the history behind this most lazy day. Well this year we’re learning something new! Today’s lesson is about Oney Judge, as told by a potty mouthed drunk. NSFW due to constant swearing – hey, you shouldn’t even be at work!

Twitter: For friendless narcissists.

I was such a bimbo before Dr. Steve Brule’s helpful advice for everyday living.

Since actually airing the abortion episode of Family Guy would get Fox firebombed, the cast instead had a live reading of the episode.

F.E.A.R. 2 will soon have slow mo deathmatch. I have no idea what that means, but if this video is any indication it will be pudgy and entertaining.

Little Johnny went on to lead the Iowa City Gay Men’s Chorus.

Note to self: That is one crazy, crazy bitch.

Patrick Stewart’s seen everything.

(Mild) Animal (cat) cruelty is hilarious.