Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or whatever else from all of us at Dig Your Own Grave!

If you liked the IBC Root Beer monkey commercial, you’ll like this one too. Because we can all relate to it. And if you can’t, well, you’re just not partying hard enough.

A judge in Santa Fe has issued a restraining order against David Letterman, made by a woman who claims the CBS late-night host used code words to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host. I’m considering this as good news. I actually thought he was sending those messages to me, and it was starting to creep me out.

I don’t care what any of you say, that rabbit is nothing but a dirty little cookie thief!

A recent Exxon Mobil promotion offers gift cards in exchange for donating blood. I wonder where they got the idea to give blood for oil… and I wonder why all those protestors are so against donating blood. Oh well.

Still looking for holiday gifts?? As if we haven’t provided you with enough FANTASTIC SUGGESTIONS so far! Well here’s another then. Keep it lighthearted and give a cuddly version of porphorymonas gingivalis (bad breath) or Rhinovirus (the common cold). For the hardcore, how about snuggly versions of Gonorrhea, HIV, or Ebola to cozy up to on a cold winter’s night?

Nothing like a video of a grown man going absolutely bananas to start the weekend off right. This guy and lizard guy need to get together and make babies. Babies that will grow to have freak-out abilities like the Internet has never seen before.

Is that a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head? Yes, yes it is. This site provides an overview of the life and times of Oolong, a domestic rabbit from Japan, with a unique ability for “Head Performance”. The story is quite strange and touching, and the images linked at the bottom are a great.

If you still need to buy christmas gifts, and Pee & Poo were sold out, then try these poo-pooping candy dispensers:

Press on Rudolph’s body and he poops out a delicious candy. This little Reindeer candy dispenser comes with little brown candies and is refillable.

A funny Travelocity commercial from the those stogitty old pipe-smoking blokes the British. Pip-pip, go on and watch it now my good man!

I noticed a couple of these flyers posted around where I live. The combination of the message, handwriting, and duct tape makes Mike come across as a delightful combination of sweet and scary, with a dash of crazy sprinkled on top.

I gotta say, Mr. Tom Berg handles this little ‘incident’ like a true traffic reporting champion. The temptation to laugh, curse, or run out of the studio in tears must have been overwhelming, but he just keeps going. Tom ‘The Rock’ Berg.

Well now that this secret has been exposed it shouldn’t take too long for a few ‘internet videos’ to appear with people trying this experiment themselves. Only they’ll probably have the bottle aimed at their face or maybe up their ass. That’s what you get when you mix science with the Internet.

It’s amazing that this video of ‘the worst rap battle ever’ is also coincidentally the video of ‘the greatest rap battle ever’. The kids in it look like they walked right out of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon. SERIOUSLY.

I don’t know where you are, but over here it’s getting pretty cold. If you’re lucky this winter season what you see in this video is the worst thing that will happen to you. If you’re unlucky, well, I’m not going to say it but it involves real-life snow angels, yellow snow, frostbite, and daggers made from icicles.

Well today is ‘Wednesday’, or as I like to call it, ‘21hoursuntilLOSTday’. If you are a fan of obsessed with the show, you may find this amusing. If you are not, you may find this a huge waste of 5 minutes of your time.

When I first watched this video I felt pretty bad for the fish, but on second thought I’m sure the fish are fine. That poor boy, however, is not. He wanted to show the world how strong he is, but instead he showed us that when he panics he honks like a goose.

For his daughter’s coming-of-age celebration last weekend, multimillionaire Long Island defense contractor David H. Brooks arranged command performances by everyone from 50 Cent to Tom Petty to Aerosmith. For his estimated $500,000, 50 Cent performed only four or five songs though he did manage to work in the lyric, “Go shorty, it’s your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it’s your bat mitzvah.”

Furthering evidence that Canada Rocks the Casbah, we have the Canadian commercial for the Nintendo Gameboy Micro. It features a few guys, a mouse, some cheese, a Game Boy Micro, and some serious humping. Watch the video to see what goes where.

This cute little guy can’t decide whether to smile and laugh, or fall fast asleep. And when he grows up life will be exactly the same, except instead of ’smiling and laughing’ it will be ‘working in a cubicle’.