Who will win this spectacular battle of wills? Watch and find out.

Whose head will explode from watching this video one billion times in a row? Me. Already happened.

Holy smokes! Flying dogs are WAY cooler than regular dogs.

Oh it pains me to put up another superbowl budlight commercial. It really does. But I promise this will be the last one. And I also promise this one will have some good bum related humor in it. And I’m not talking about low-grade homeless person-type bum humor, I’m talking 99.9% pure cut ass-end-of-a-person-type bum humor. The good stuff.

So… Superbowl commercials. Which was my favorite? That is tough… they were kind of cute and stinky all at the same time. Sort of like my toes. Actually, exactly like my toes. But my favorite would have to be budlight’s ‘Save Yourself’. Although it would have been better if the bear had farted at least once…

Did you miss the Superbowl? Or maybe you chose not to watch it because you just don’t get it. Either way, we’re here to help. Let Dig Your Own Grave sum up Superbowl 2006 for you!

Well hooray for Superbowl weekend. And we all know that means I won’t be around for a couple of days. Because I’ll be playing. In the Superbowl. On the winning team. And saving babies and puppies from burning houses. It also maybe means there might possibly be a couple of funny commercials (perhaps). Like this one! Look! it’s a rocket-sled!

The Beard Community was established to facilitate the cordial and practical discussion of beards, moustaches, handlebars, goatees, tailbacks, long beards, fu’s, and every other imaginable style of beardedness. And even though you yourself may not be a member, it doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy it’s insanely massive photo gallery.

This band is almost as cool as Robby Roadsteamer. Almost.

PS: Audio is NSFW.

Derek Glover, a 72 year old man who lost his hearing 15 years ago, was 7,000 feet up on a ski lift in the Italian Dolomites when he heard a loud pop and his hearing returned.

I have decided that I am going to make this more of a scientific research website. So anyways, the first two theories I’m going to try and prove are that A) videos with dogs are funny, and B) asian teenagers are all pretty much completely crazy. And I don’t mean that last one in a stereotype-racist sort of way, I’m just saying that if you are a teenager and you are asian then you are completely off your rocker.

Disaffected! gives the player the chance to step into the demotivated position of real FedEx Kinkos employees. Feel the indifference of these purple-shirted malcontents first-hand, and consider the possible reasons behind their malaise — is it mere incompetence? Managerial affliction? Unseen but serious labor issues? (for Windows & OS X)

There is a new(?) cartoon on Adult Swim called ‘Perfect Hair Forever’. I’m not going to pretend to know much about it, but it involves a balding teenager on a quest to get perfect hair. He hangs out with a tree, a tornado, and I think a floating hotdog. And people are trying to kill them. And it is C-R-A-Z-Y. Here’s a clip.

A great article on how to handle yourself when the unthinkable, yet inevitable, happens.

Don’t CafePress a pin that says, “Ask me about my roommate’s penis.” You know, just use common sense.

I’m not usually into these homemade webcam music videos, but howdy-do this one is tasteful, artistic, technically impressive and catchy as all heck. I’m smitten!

One calm dog, one thermo-nuclear crazy dog, a guest appearance by a scared cat, a fence, some food, and crazy asian voiceovers. What does all that give you? It gives you great times. Really great times.

This is a funny little article about some local residents who are upset because kids keep stealing their fancy ‘Gaywood Road’ sign. It reminds me of this friend I have who lives on Colon Street. He’s all like “it’s pronounced cologne“, and I’m all like “whatever, you live on the poop-shoot street”. It’s just tough love that’s all.

I really need someone to explain to me what this is. I’ve had to watch it a few times now and I’m starting to feel light-headed from all the crazy. And I need someone who is not Japanese to explain it. Because someone from Japan is just going to say “Well, it’s a poodle-human giving an aerobics class to human-poodles, why do you ask, are you blind?”. And that’s really not going to help.

I can’t begin to tell you how much I hate pigeons. Actually, yes, yes I can. Around here most of them have these gimpy feet and they look like they just crawled out from under a (running) lawnmower and then showered in dirty oil. There’s a homeless guy here who pees and craps in his pants, eats food out of dumpsters, and smokes cigarettes off the street. I would lick his face before touching a pigeon.

“Hiya, Gary!” the parrot trilled flirtatiously whenever Chris Taylor’s girlfriend answered her cell phone. But Taylor, the owner of the parrot, did not know anyone named Gary…

Parrots. So much cooler than pigeons.

Even though everyone agreed TheMillionDollarHomepage was a brilliant idea that could only be done once, it hasn’t stopped hundreds of lame spinoffs from appearing anyway. But finally a worthy successor has appeared: TheMillionDollarBaby. Uh huh.