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The next time Captain Cool here goes mountain golfing, he should probably bring some tees.
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This video has been making the rounds on the Internet lately, purportedly as the worst fight scene ever, but I think we know the truth.
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I can only assume that the video you are about to see, is of Mad TV alum, Debra Wilson, using the Internet for the very first time.
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You see, Christianity is a lot like a pickle shoved into an electrical socket.
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You have to give the bear credit. He moves better than a drunk white guy.
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The foundation for any lasting marriage begins with a mutual appreciation for practical jokes involving firearms. It ends shortly thereafter in death or divorce.
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What Muppet does (non) funny-man Jimmy Kimmel look like? What about Dave Chappelle or Carrot Top? The answers to these questions and more await you in TMZ’s star-studded Muppets lookalike gallery.
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“Professional” wrestling is hard core, and full of chairs.
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A creepier song about buffets will never be penned.
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Ghosts aren’t as scary in the light, which is why I have all my rooms bathed in 15-million candlepower spotlights. Incidentally, that’s probably why I can’t see colours anymore.
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The United States may be the land of the free, but I ask you – can a man truly be free if he’s wearing pants? A pair of bulky, billowing demin tubes? No! So before you head out tonight, celebrate your freedom properly and whip those suckers off. FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOMMmmmmmmmm…*cough*…mmuh!
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Bill Gates was not looking forward to meeting the Judge that morning.
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When Dimitri the Lover left Olga two messages on her answering machine, she clearly didn’t know what she was missing by not calling him back.
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Frank Sinatra, eat your heart out.
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