FedEx Furniture is furniture put together by empty FedEx Boxes, and held together by fedex packaging supplies. All of the furniture seen here is 100% functional.

Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. Experts who have studied the US navy’s cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying ‘toxic dart’ guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet’s smartest.

What is that nutty dog trying to do? He’s going to hurt someone! Either that or burn down the farm! Sheeeeeeesh!

I can’t really describe this, except to say that it involves dog shit and the President.

Photographers catch George Bush writing Condi Rice a secret note during the Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit. Behind every great man…

Avast, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, so grab some grog and learn to speak like one you bilge rat!

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail-in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

I like this video because if I got to be a killer whale for a day this is EXACTLY what I would do. That, and eat tons of fish and maybe some yummy plankton.

Peter sings Cleveland a song to comfort him after his wife had an affair and subsequently left him.

Is it me, or are humanoid robots just plain creepy? Here we see Honda’s ASIMO menacing a small child. She did nothing to deserve this treatment, and the thing can climb stairs! Why do engineers insist on designing them this way?

What is pop culture but consumer culture? We all know that coolness is just conservatism dressed in black, but at least its dressed in black! I am continually amazed at what “the future” looks like. continue reading… »

Graphic design elitism at its best. The site lets you preview what your shirt will look like before you buy. The sheer simplicity. 55 characters allowed, all of which will be placed in all-caps Helvetica 48pt left-justified on a shirt of your color choice. continue reading… »

A funny little animated gif of a guy smashing himself to bits and pieces at his computer.

If you’ve ever fake tied your shoes because you were worried that the woman in front of you thought you were following her, then this short film’s for you! (I know I’ve done it more than once.)

It’s a good thing he plugged his nose. I hate getting concrete up my nose. It burns! (animated gif)

The first result when doing a Google search for ‘worst president’ is a link to the biography of George Bush from the official White House web site. Here in the blue states we call that “IRONY”.

Characters from Halo explain the difference between real life and the internet. It’s quite accurate I think. It’s also pretty funny, primarily due to excessive use of the word ‘masturbate’.

This sort of reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad would pick me up by the arms and swing me around in a circle. Fun stuff. Except usually my dad wouldn’t hurl me into a wall at the end. Also, I’m not a cat.

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully…”

“This Texas Tech University freshman got the once in a lifetime opportunity to be the football team’s “bell ringer” during their games…”

And then things get funny. I won’t say why but it has to do with masturbating, and masturbating is almost as funny as farting.