a) Fighter of the Night Man.
b) Champion of the sun.
c) Master of Karate and friendship for everyone.
d) All of the above.

In a Battle of the Bands between these guys and Complete, who would win?

Trick question - we all lose.

Anti-Gym, of Denver Colorado, is billed as the Extreme Cheddar version of the normal health club, and they have the Extreme banned-from-TV commercial to back it up.

You know, I think there just might be something to Joe Rogan’s theory of how the pyramids were created. Bewarned though, he swears like a (drunken) sailor (earl-aye in the morning).

Texan rockers Complete are going to take us on a musical journey - a journey to the mystical Hoogie-Boogie Land. A land where there is no war or hate, and your ears hurt all the time.

A lot of Chinese names are hard to pronounce for us round-eyes, so it’s a good thing that so many Chinese people create English names for themselves. Though the names they choose often leave something to be desired, in the spirit of togetherness I’ve decided to come up with my own English Chinese name. Just call me Waddles MacRarrar.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what the local news in America has regressed to.

Tim, like King Midas from Greek mythology, has an amazing power that is both a gift and a curse. I bet he’s tired of eating Skittles.

What is Dick Cheney doing in there? What is he planning? Is he going to “accidentally” mistake George Bush for some quail?

Those crazy Japanese bug men are back, and this time they’re trying to close some patio doors. Should they fail, the bug women are waiting in the wings to blow stinky tube breath in their face.

The funniest thing ever to be associated with Jimmy Kimmel (excluding Sarah Silverman) is the Nervous Kid.

Songwriters aren’t even trying anymore are they?

I know it’s hard to remember the dialogue from your favorite Saturday morning cartoons, but all those cartoon characters of your youth were actually card carrying Republicans fighting the evils of liberalism.

It’s Christmas Eve, and you know what that means… Twisted Sister!

Space, the final frontier… for cats!

It’s said that cats always land on their feet, but I’d say this cat landed on its head.

If you hate your children and want to hurt them, but are worried about the inevitable jail sentence, buy them a trampoline. They will love you for getting them such a fun toy, and you can rest assured that it’s only a matter of time before they get seriously injured.

All you need is a magical leather fanny-pack, and you too can do the Hamster Dance.

Footage of the latest dance taking the underground LA hip-hop scene by storm. Local DJs have dubbed the trendy new style Dropping the Geriatric.

Warning: The literal interpretation of this and any other Christmas song is known by the state of California to cause the death of Eskimo brothers.