This is a lot like how I behave when I fly, and why I’m banned from three airlines.
(NSFW due to swearing)

American game shows are all about luck and not accidentally touching the OCD germaphobe host, whereas Japanese game shows are all about humiliation and torture.

Finally, once and for all, Stephen Colbert has proven that nuclear bombs are awesome.

And who can blame him? They’re delicious.

If you view this video, someone, somewhere in the world who you don’t know, will die.

He even knows some… apparently intimately.

Maybe the sketch artist had a half day.

And orange is the new black.

He is Dr. Mario and he is saving lives.

He’s a robot that turns in to a truck.

The year was 1985. The Gipper was single-handedly punching communists in to submission overseas, while back home in America, a hot dog skinned Hulk Hogan was infecting the nation with Hulkamania.

Sometimes Batman has trouble pulling off his patented disappearing trick, but who can blame him? He’s no Sean Connery.

Don’t eat too much candy tomorrow guys.

I wonder if they got the idea for this prank from this guy.

Do you guys have any idea how super cool I am?

Governor Schwarzenegger has an uncanny ability to find dumbbells, even in the burned out ruins of houses.

Today’s video is NSFW due to the Tit Olympics.

Spot on Christian Bale impression. Also, Batman Begins was better.

The store’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.

I think Indians are the master race.