This cute little guy can’t decide whether to smile and laugh, or fall fast asleep. And when he grows up life will be exactly the same, except instead of ’smiling and laughing’ it will be ‘working in a cubicle’.

Yesterday’s penis pulverizing video was such a crotchtastic success that today we bring you the Trigon commercial boy. Mr. Kicked Him In the Penis. Don’t hate him, he just tells it like it is.

jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com encourages it’s viewers to cut out a picture of Jeff Goldblum, and stick it to the inside of public restroom doors. It is so unfair that I can’t come up with ideas like these.

UPDATE: The site has been taken down, but here’s a YTMND tribute to it’s memory.

That scary Burger King dude is up to no good in this catchy little video. After watching it a couple of times I’m a little less creeped-out by him, but I still wouldn’t feel comfortable waking up in bed with the guy. That is just NOT okay.

Catfish Grabblin’, aka Catfish Noodling, involves diving into brown muddy water and wrestling with enormous slug-like fish for… I dunno. I don’t know what for. But from the video it looks like it’s all young girls, so count me in.

More info here.

Was anyone thinking of getting a laserdisc player for Christmas? If you go to amazon.com and do a search for ‘laserdisc’, the result is… not what you would expect.

Life is full of nasty surprises. Nobody wants a lizard to jump on them. Nobody. But if a lizard does jump on you, you need to know how to handle the situation properly and in a way that will impress the ladies. This guy can show you how its done.

I like pandas too, and based on this film I also like Jessica Borutski. Seriously, this is fabulous!

This ad is really a brilliant bit of business. After watching it I immediately ordered 2 cases of IBC Root Beer, and that is just nuts because normally I only drink A&W. I also told the monkey that I’ve been letting sleep in my bed to hit the road. She was too needy and frankly I can do better.

I’ll have you know I was very hesitant to file this under ‘funny’, but I will admit it is a bit funny since it didn’t happen to me.

“…if school officials decide to use [the ice machine] again, it will be cleaned thoroughly.”

I may be a little late posting this seeing as it did happen a whole entire week ago, but I’ve only just returned from my yearly fox hunt. So without further delay I present to you the now-famous Letterman clip of the kid who nearly explodes from boredom while standing behind George Bush giving a speech.

I don’t know what absolutely loving this short film says about a person, but I’m so handsome that I’m not going to worry about it.

I wouldn’t rhyme about Rolleys if I had no watch, wouldnt write about crack if I ain’t had no spot.
You talk six coupe shit you only pushing a trey, got bitches shutting you down in the C.L.K.
Word. Microsoft Word.

I realize that making fun of the Canadian Army is a little like making fun of the Special Olympics, so I want you to realize that this video went through extensive humor (humour?) testing to make sure it was worth it. For a video to pass this test I have to accidentally pee myself at least twice while watching it. And I peed myself 3 times, so this one is good to go.

If you’re like me and have trouble finding appropriate gifts for the holidays then I think your problems and my problems have just been solved forever. Forget spending your hard earned money on jewelry, electronics, and expensive toys. Nothing can say I love you more than Pee & Poo.

I know this video is from 2003, but let me remind you that the star of it, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the GOVENOR OF CALIFORNIA. So even if there is only one person who hasn’t seen it out of the million of you that have, it needs to be seen again.

“This song is about girls…. and their dreams.”

I don’t know what the story is with this guy but I’d like to know what shop he bought his genius pills at. And then I would buy some of my own, so that I could also be a genius. And be hated by women. But still be really funny.

VATNAJ KULL GLACIER, ICELAND - In an emergency session Tuesday, members of the Supreme Metal Council strongly condemned the increasing use of the metal hand sign in lay society, claiming that its meaning has become perverted by overuse.

Guy doing motorbike tricks naked gets whats coming. Warning: this video features profanity, naked man bum, and a really, really lame white guy. Holla, dude.

Thank god American babies aren’t made like that. Gross.