Who will win this fantastical musical showdown? Trick question, everybody wins.

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This is all sorts of useful.

Here is a funny little Australian beer commercial. I love it because it features the combination of all my most favorite things in the world: a sexy brunette, a hot tub, and Steve Irwin. No! I mean beer. Yeah, beer beer beer. I gotta go.

#10: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

I don’t understand Spanish so unfortunately I can’t tell you how these voodoo fishermen make the fish jump right into their boat. But an educated guess says it is either mental powers or the fact that they have the Top Gun anthem playing in the background.

A 14-year-old girl who received a new Apple iPod opened the sealed box and found raw mystery meat inside.

Queen Latifah’s Excedrin commercial from SNL. I can relate to it because I am also part of a racial minority. And that racial minority would be the race of sexy superhuman superheros.

Well it’s back to work week. If you’re anything like me (and unless you’re a well-endowed male supermodel with genius level IQ you’re nothing like me), then you feel pretty rotten about it. I found this video which demonstrates EXACTLY the way I dragged myself to work this morning. Except that I’m not a polar bear.

Hysterical. Viral. Dropping the Hamiltons at the movies. West Side.

Creationists are idiots, but they do have a theme park in the Florida Panhandle. For those unfamiliar with the geography, the FL panhandle is part of what’s known as “The Redneck Riviera”.

What will you find there? A couple of crappy rides, a “science center”, a gift shop and plenty of attitude. Actually, I imagine the gift shop alone is worth the visit. Where else will you find fossil evidence that man & dinosaur walked the planet together - like in The Flinstones.

Bored with buying Ferraris and Bay Area mansions, the employees of Google seem to be looking for more exciting ways of spending their obscene riches. This fellow bought 250 pounds of silly putty.

More Family Guy audio fun! Who’s a tumor?

This dog entertains himself by fighting with his own leg over a bone. So the question is, is the dog A) very smart, or B) very stupid. My vote goes for C) very smart but still eats his own poop.

So George Bush the other day gave a speech and when he gave it he was TOTALLY WASTED. I know you think this just cant be true but I am telling you that it is because there is video proof showed on the internet and this website has obtaned it and now you can see teh proof for yousefl!!!!!!!!! OMG! LOL!

Although this site is pretty funny, I also find it fascinating. Where do you buy cats like these? If I took our old family cat and tried to ‘put stuff on her’ she would promptly ‘put her claws in my eyes’.

This is how real men fight. Second only to computer hacking competitions of course.

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or whatever else from all of us at Dig Your Own Grave!

If you liked the IBC Root Beer monkey commercial, you’ll like this one too. Because we can all relate to it. And if you can’t, well, you’re just not partying hard enough.

A judge in Santa Fe has issued a restraining order against David Letterman, made by a woman who claims the CBS late-night host used code words to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host. I’m considering this as good news. I actually thought he was sending those messages to me, and it was starting to creep me out.

I don’t care what any of you say, that rabbit is nothing but a dirty little cookie thief!