From jolly ‘ol England comes more cycling related fun! Apparently over there cities compete to construct the most dangerous and/or pointless bicycle lanes possible. Oh those crazy British, always driving on the wrong side of the road.

If you don’t get this then you probably have never seen The Wizard of Oz. And you probably have headlice.

If you have been in a coma for the past few years, you may have missed the Badger Song when it first appeared on the internet. If that is the case, I have come to your rescue like the great hero I am!
Badge badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!

Who’s a kitty-cat? Who likes to dance dance dance?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test
I snorted all the yay

This cute little video totally reminds me of when I woke up in the alley yesterday and was trying to smoke the last of my crack and this other smelly junkie-guy kept trying to get in my face and sniff my crack smoke and I was like pushing him away because I didn’t want to share. So funny. So cute!

He’s got the heart of a champion!

This commercial is all about misunderstanding. Like the time I got drunk at that party and pooped in the kitchen sink, then made out with the toilet brush and fell asleep in the dog basket. Misunderstanding, that’s all. Simple misunderstanding.

The latest weapon in ‘The War on Terror!’ seems to involve humiliating the terrorists by using them to sell Volkswagons. Call me a nutbag, but I don’t think we’re going to be seeing this commercial on ABC anytime soon.

Savages!

The Tourettes Guy’s psychiatrist puts a giant 4ft. tall statue of a blue M&M next to his bed to see how a person with Tourette’s Syndrome would react if they woke up and saw a giant blue M&M in-front of their bed.

Call me crazy, but I think this kid is drunk!

These are fake cat paws with claws that can be controlled by a small switch hidden in the “handle”. Probably best to purchase two. And while you’re visiting the site, why not pick up some USB dog flash memory?

At least he barks quietly. And not at his own foot.

Here’s a heart-warming card you can send to your valentine on this special day.

There is a new Will Ferrell movie coming out called Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. It is all about the awsomest sport known as NASSCAR, and it looks funnier than a texas rattler in poopy-pants! Praise Jesus!

Who will win this spectacular battle of wills? Watch and find out.

Whose head will explode from watching this video one billion times in a row? Me. Already happened.

Holy smokes! Flying dogs are WAY cooler than regular dogs.

Oh it pains me to put up another superbowl budlight commercial. It really does. But I promise this will be the last one. And I also promise this one will have some good bum related humor in it. And I’m not talking about low-grade homeless person-type bum humor, I’m talking 99.9% pure cut ass-end-of-a-person-type bum humor. The good stuff.

So… Superbowl commercials. Which was my favorite? That is tough… they were kind of cute and stinky all at the same time. Sort of like my toes. Actually, exactly like my toes. But my favorite would have to be budlight’s ‘Save Yourself’. Although it would have been better if the bear had farted at least once…