Ever wonder how long it takes to get fired? Looks like about 2 seconds.

“Say my name Bastian! Say my name!”

Life is hard. It is no wonder people turn to religion in the face of so many unanswered questions. Questions like, what is the deal with this cartoon? And where did it come from? And why do I love it so much?

Guy Kewney, a computer expert, has spoken of his astonishment at seeing a taxi driver interviewed on BBC television news in the mistaken belief it was him. The cabbie had been waiting for his fare in reception when he heard the name Guy Kewney called out. He raised his hand - and found himself being ushered into a studio and fitted with a microphone…

Breaking news at this hour! George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, has renounced violence and begun a singing career. Or at least that’s what my feeble mind was able to piece together after watching this video.

Remember Devvo? Well he’s back and he’s ready to get drunk and take some pills! Based on his behaviour at the end of the video, I can safely say I never want to ingest pills. (And Devvo will always be NSFW.)

As of this moment I am taking the liberty of putting out a national travel advisory warning for Salisbury, Maryland. You just don’t mess with a man who needs to take a dump. It’s so wrong. And so funny. But seriously don’t ever do it.

Clarence, the ever-hilarious Tom Green rip-off puppet from Wonder Showzen attempts to determine what people are running from in this video. I know what I’m running from- alimony payments!

In typical Wonder Showzen brilliance, by the end of this little story not only have you laughed, cried, and been moderately disgusted, but you actually start to feel a little sorry for Winobot. Why did you make Winobot you bastards??!

While he may not be as cool as the skateboarding bulldog, this dalmation can ride a bicycle! That is definitely more impressive in my book. Go spot go!

#15: If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

Hallelujah and Amen.

Just like this crack news team, I always like to mix my live newscasts with at least one hyperactive monkey. Keeps things “dynamic”. I also find them useful for funeral services and job interviews. Try it, I’m serious.

An old viral advertisement for American Express credit cards featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Superman. Oh yes, Wyoming!

(When the page loads, click on ‘The Uniform’. You can also watch ‘Hindsight’, which is too short.)

Yip yip yip yip yip! Remember those aliens from sesame street? They were funnier than you remember. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

While I don’t know too much about boxing, it turns out that Mike Tyson is quite the poet. Some of the quotations on this page are absolutely brilliant. Most notably one in which he was at a zoo with Robin Givens (his wife at the time) and offered a zookeeper $10,000 to get in a cage with a gorilla so he could “punch it in the snotbox”

So simple, yet so mesmerizing. Can you look away before your eyes melt?

This is an old one, but if you’ve never spent some sexy time with the Subservient Chicken before, you owe it to yourself to drop your pants and tell this hot naughty chicken what to do. Ooooo, someone’s been a bad chicken.

“Devvo is Darren Devonshire, a chav from the Doncaster/Hull area. Devvo lets me follow him around and film his life in exchange for cigarettes, alcohol and small change.” In this episode, Devvo has a foolproof money making plan. Definitely NSFW (not safe for work)!

The city manager of Tuttle Oklahoma is convinced that the creators of CentOS (a free Linux distribution) have hacked the city’s web server, and he’s taking this all the way to the top! Read along with this hilarious email conversation (if you’re a geek and like that sort of thing- I only like beauitiful models).

Continuing the tribute to The Muppet Show, which was apparently the most entertaining variety show ever, I present to you those pink guys that sing that catchy song. Do do do do