This video is proof that everything can be improved with fire- tubas, fat guys…

Finely tuned atheletes. Fantasticly fabulous fakers.

Sure you’ve had a bad experience with your cable company, but you can rest easy knowing that they care just as much about you as they do about their technicians.

Reason #462 never to visit Japan.

I have no idea whether this is real, but I’m definitely not going to be playing online poker for money anytime soon. Do you play? Is it everything you dreamed it could be?

You’ve seen the wonder of the firework carrying dog, now see the amazing sleeping man with fireworks tied to his legs!

I had always wondered what it was like to have dyslexia, that is until I saw this commercial from the International Dyslexia Association at about one in the morning last weekend. Apparently it’s frustrating… and hilarious!

This video is admittedly nowhere near as good as the previous one (then again, what could be?), but damn it, I’ve spent too much time searching for it to not show it to you. I also think it serves as a warning to all of us to stay far, far away from Cleveland and it’s Tin Men.

Remember Kirk Cameron, that lovable ragamuffin from television’s Growing Pains? Well he’s back, in exceptionally religious form, and with the help of some Australian guy named Ray Comfort, he’s ready to tell you how a banana is irrefutable proof of the existence of God.

Question: Man tries to talk girlfriend into marriage, runs naked through street, gets shot at. Should we laugh at him or feel sorry for him?

(hint: the correct answer is laugh)

In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network. The cartoons were completed in five weeks. The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired…

Yet another ridiculous TV news report, this one about car exhaust whistletips. I know it’s old, but everyone whom hasn’t already seen it deserves a chance to witness the magic that is Bubb Rubb.

Remember when you were less than five feet tall and retarded? That was the third grade, and now you can relive that time by listening to narrated entries from Amy Forstadt’s third grade diary… out of the toilet!

I’m not sure whether it’s the degree to which they got lost, or their Columbus-like drive to find their hotel at all costs, which makes this story special.

Normally I would warn you that the audio for this movie is not safe for work, and that you should wear headphones or turn your speakers down. But in the spirt of tourettes, I think you should play this one loud. If your coworkers get offended just ask them if they hate all people with disabilities, or just those with tourettes.

It’s amazing how 10 minutes ago I had no idea what Hot Dog on a Stick was, but now all I want to do is find one and watch some lemonade being made. I’m going to do it too, as long as I can escape from this gluereed.

A Continental Airlines customer seated directly across from the lavatory, and with an only marginally effective stink-shield, spent much of the flight writing an illustrated complaint to the airline.

Possibly the greatest music video ever created.

Van Halen’s Jump will never be a Moonlight Sonata, but it is a quintessential 80s song. The kind of song that reminds you of all those awesome Transformers toys you had, or of your collection of Popples. Remember Popples? But it’s all ruined, because now the song has a banjo.

Amir Massoud Tofangsazan allegedly sold his broken laptop on eBay, neglecting to inform the buyer that it was broken. Unfortunately for him, the buyer found many embarrassing pictures of, and apparently taken by, Amir on the laptop’s still functioning hard drive, and of course he posted them on the internet for everyone to see.