Conan O’Brien shows off the car that years of Late Night stardom has afforded him.

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh out loud every time I watch this? No? Okay, good. So what about if it turns me on? Not that it does or anything, but that’s no big deal right?

I love Alaskan Senator, Ted “senile grandpa” Stevens, and the level of understanding he shows while serving as chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation is astounding. He clearly understands that the internet is not a truck, but rather a series of tubes, and Paul Holcomb has made a techno remix of his now famous speech.

Mr. T says don’t do drugs! Eat your greens! Murdock’s a fool! I hate flying! And treat your mother right!!!

Watching Conan O’Brien’s opening monologue from the 2006 Emmy Awards, reminds me that I should loot a TiVo during the next civil unrest so that I can watch his show again. And for a fun game while you’re watching, try and spot the bloated corpse of William Shatner!

This one goes out to all the martial arts junkies. For human weaponry at its finest just click the link and take a trip aboard the pain train. Wooo-wooo!!!

Not only is this a preview for a real action movie, it’s for the best action movie of all time, full of ass kickings and hot dickings!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for extra headroom on flights. There can never be enough room for my… uh… head. But maybe the 1Time marketing team should have considered addressing the legroom issue first. Am I alone on this?

An animation about the joys of multiple homicide and apartment living.

A Star Trek redux of the Nine Inch Nails Closer video, drawing attention to the repressed homo-erotic relationship between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. This will make absolutely no sense to you unless you are at least a moderate NIN/Star Trek fan, or possibly of the species gothica-über-nerdling-maximus. PS: some people may find the song rather offensive (and NSFW!)

Although just as talented and hard-working as Darth, a few tough breaks in Chad’s life forced him to follow a less ambitious career path than his brother. Hopefully one day he’ll catch that lucky break.

I’m not an expert, but I think that if you’re a 911 operator, you should probably think about leaving the humor at home.

An oldie but a goodie. If cats spent more time doing stuff like this and less time barfing in my shoes and trying to scratch out my eyes, I would like them a lot more.

At least he was able to maintain his composure.

Janice!

Jon Swift does not have much time for reading books these days, as he’s spending most of it reviewing books he’s never read.

I have never played World of Warcraft, nor have I ever seen it outside of a video, but I still enjoyed this. The battle cry of the eager young paladin shall never leave me.

The folks over at How it Should Have Ended bring us their latest installment Superman: How it Should Have Ended. Note that this is the original Superman movie, not Superman Returns. So if you’re any younger than 62 you probably won’t get it.

The only saving grace of awards shows, if they have a saving grace that is, are the opening video spoofs. The one from this years Emmy Awards, hosted by Conan O’Brien, is without a doubt the best awards show intro ever.

Every morning I want to wake up like this. I could do without being tickled by Hobbits, but it’s a small price to pay.