A future stoner if I’ve ever seen one.

This seems like a good example of why companies should reconsider outsourcing their call centers to magical foreign lands.

Today in the US, it is Presidents Day. A day we celebrate in honor of George Washington, the first President of the United States of America. To pay him our respect, we sleep a lot, don’t do any work, and refuse to bathe or wear pants.

Fun Administrator Fact: My favorite Late Night moment was when Conan propositioned Jeri “Seven of Nine” Ryan.

Children are like adorable little mental patients. They can go from fear, to joy, to full blown terror in the span of 10 seconds.

The only definitive thing I can say about this video is that it does not make me want to eat a steak.

Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise, the flamboyant unicorns wished into existence by an eight-year-old gay boy named Shannon, experience the joys of Christmas for the first time.

It’s a little known fact that before creating his famous thesaurus, Dr. Peter Mark Roget was briefly a member of The Beatles.

I’ll admit I’m being a bit selfish with this post. If you don’t play the guitar, the following video will just be a dork wearing giant tinfoil boots. But if you are a guitar player, well… better loosen your pants.

Space, the final frontier… for your bum. Nobody said being an astronaut was easy.

I applaud this kid’s initiative, but in the end he still posted a video of himself flexing in the living room while wearing cardboard taped to his pyjamas, as his mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches in the background.

Snowball the dancing cockatoo is back, and he’s clearly been practicing. If I owned this bird, he and I would dance all night… and I would be naked.

In the future, all battles will be fought with small dogs, ponies and arachnid-like robots, just like in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Simple as it may be, this is probably my favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force moment. Ho ho, the screams.

Secret research I have conducted has shown that fully 58.98864% of my readership is pregnant women, so I’ve decided I should do my part to help ensure that the children of tomorrow are not as hopeless as the children of today.

Being blind should give a person license to pee wherever and whenever they want. It’s only fair. We get to see, and they get to pee… on us.

From the same people that brought us this disturbingly delicious Ducktales intro, comes an Islamic fundamentalist re-imagining of the Cheers opening theme.

Are you single and lonely? Then let Chris Farley teach you the secrets to picking up women. (NSFW due to one very loud swear word.)

I wish I had access to Tim and Eric’s Dance Instruction Tape for Children when I was a lad. Perhaps then I wouldn’t have such a crippling fear of social dance situations.

This video is actually a favorite of mine from back in the time before I had broadband Internet access. It is the tale of a group of intrepid young video game characters playing Dungeons & Dragons for the first time.