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Those of you who have been around here for a while know that on Labor Day I usually like to link to a boring site that explains the history behind this most lazy day. Well this year we’re learning something new! Today’s lesson is about Oney Judge, as told by a potty mouthed drunk. NSFW due to constant swearing – hey, you shouldn’t even be at work!

Twitter: For friendless narcissists.

I was such a bimbo before Dr. Steve Brule’s helpful advice for everyday living.

Since actually airing the abortion episode of Family Guy would get Fox firebombed, the cast instead had a live reading of the episode.

F.E.A.R. 2 will soon have slow mo deathmatch. I have no idea what that means, but if this video is any indication it will be pudgy and entertaining.

Little Johnny went on to lead the Iowa City Gay Men’s Chorus.

Note to self: That is one crazy, crazy bitch.

Patrick Stewart’s seen everything.

(Mild) Animal (cat) cruelty is hilarious.

He should have invested in some gloves… and an extra face.

Fact: People get mad easily when lifting things as a team.

I have no time for hipsters.

Not so fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it jerks?

A professional in an astronaut suit is still a professional.

Bear cubs apparently do not have the fastest reaction times.

Genesis 19: Total insanity.

(NSFW because of swearing)

Initially I was disappointed that the prankee did not going flying even higher, but in retrospect I think anything more powerful would have probably disintegrated his colon. I say this as a medical professional.

NSFW due to the inevitable painful swearing.

As my dying wish, I want every Littlegrey member to do this. That is, if you can find a phone booth.

He’s Irish.