He may not be the bravest of jungle animals, but the Pygmy Marmoset’s self defense mechanism is actually quite effective. After performing the patented ‘peek-a-boo’ tactic, 92% of jungle predators decide to cuddle with the Marmoset rather than eat it.

This makes me wish I had bought an iPhone. I could really use some sideburns.

In this classic Saturday Night Live skit, Chris Farley finds himself on a sadistic Japanese game show.

Behold, the dancing inmates of CPDRC prison in the Philippines. Why do they dance? Because the music flows through them. They live the music. They breathe it! Also, they’re in prison and pretty bored.

What would a raccoon want with a door mat? Maybe somebody stole his?

When reporting on a breaking news story, it’s important to always retain your composure. Let these experienced newscasters show you how it’s done.

I hope one day this Piñata will grant you guys all your wishes. Like crab cakes, aerosol cheese, or even an amicable divorce.

What do you get when you combine some kind of animated lizard with a guy from Elizabeth, New Jersey? Well, I’m not sure myself, but whatever it is, it’s this video. (NSFW due to language.)

Since the first episode of I’m Not Racist received such a monumentally positive reception [/sarcasm], I have concluded that you’re all racist and need to watch the second episode in order to be cleansed of your bigoted ways.

The future of human-computer interaction is here with the speech recognition built in to Windows Vista! Indeed, it is so seamless that you may even start pretending that you are Captain Jean-Luc Pricard talking to the computer of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

One day our pets will learn that the only reason we like dressing them up so much is because they look so humiliated when we do it. Bottom line - dress them up as much as you can now, before they figure it out.

Have you ever wondered what happened to 1980’s comic McGillicutty? You know, the guy that smashed watermelons? No, not Gallagher, the other guy that smashed watermelons. Turns out he got into a little trouble with the P.C. Police, but now he’s back with a new reality show to prove that he’s not racist!

The character classes in World of Warcraft each have different dances, and they all take their inspiration from the real world. So if you’ve ever thought, during your sweaty Hot Pocket fuelled hours of playing, that a dance looked familiar but you couldn’t quite place it, this video has the answer you need.

Methinks this woman does not possess quite the business acumen she believes she does.

Old school Transformers fans will no doubt notice one major character missing from the 2007 movie’s lineup: the Decepticon ‘Soundwave’. It was inevitable that a giant robot that transformed into a 1980’s cassette player would have trouble making it in the age of iTunes and mp3s. In this candid interview, Soundwave talks about what the rejection was like for him.

Legion of Rock Stars pioneered “Pure Pleasure”, in which the band listens to original recordings of classic rock songs on 30db noise-blocking headsets, and then plays along. Now watch and listen as they obliterate the Danzig classic, ‘Mother’. (NOTE: Danzig fans should empty their bladders fully before watching).

In part two of the We’ve All Got Problems series, Simmins Dupont attempts to break his personal pogo stick record at work. Will he succeed? By the way, the creator of the video, Nathan Barnatt, is also a Littlegrey Network member, and can sometimes been seen lurking around the forums.

Pop quiz fruitcakes, what do you get when you combine child abuse, pirates, gold, Texans, boat people, and Jesus Christ? I’ll give you a hint: think of the craziest thing you can, super-size it, add a side order of crazy, then wash it down with a biggie-size cup of crazy. Now you’re getting close.

Watch in amazement as Bollywood Mega Star Chiranjeevi fends off a posse of angry farmers with nothing more than his tractor, some mud, and the most amazing bunny hopping skills around!

While exiled on earth, the Silver Surfer found himself with a lot of time on his hands, so he decided to try out some Earth customs. First up, water surfing.