Old school Transformers fans will no doubt notice one major character missing from the 2007 movie’s lineup: the Decepticon ‘Soundwave’. It was inevitable that a giant robot that transformed into a 1980’s cassette player would have trouble making it in the age of iTunes and mp3s. In this candid interview, Soundwave talks about what the rejection was like for him.

Legion of Rock Stars pioneered “Pure Pleasure”, in which the band listens to original recordings of classic rock songs on 30db noise-blocking headsets, and then plays along. Now watch and listen as they obliterate the Danzig classic, ‘Mother’. (NOTE: Danzig fans should empty their bladders fully before watching).

In part two of the We’ve All Got Problems series, Simmins Dupont attempts to break his personal pogo stick record at work. Will he succeed? By the way, the creator of the video, Nathan Barnatt, is also a Littlegrey Network member, and can sometimes been seen lurking around the forums.

Pop quiz fruitcakes, what do you get when you combine child abuse, pirates, gold, Texans, boat people, and Jesus Christ? I’ll give you a hint: think of the craziest thing you can, super-size it, add a side order of crazy, then wash it down with a biggie-size cup of crazy. Now you’re getting close.

Watch in amazement as Bollywood Mega Star Chiranjeevi fends off a posse of angry farmers with nothing more than his tractor, some mud, and the most amazing bunny hopping skills around!

While exiled on earth, the Silver Surfer found himself with a lot of time on his hands, so he decided to try out some Earth customs. First up, water surfing.

I know when I’m looking to purchase a car, I head straight for the salesman dressed as a 1970’s street pimp. His attire tells me that he’s honest, trustworthy, professional, responsible, and that I have nothing to worry about when I leave my wife with him while I go to the washroom.

The New York Times recently did a neat photo essay comparing real-life gamers to their in-game avatars. It’s worth knowing that the next time you’re playing Lineage II and feeling all proud of yourself for chatting up some cute little number in pigtails and a miniskirt, it’s probably just Mr. Bubble-Tea over there.

Dig Your Own Grave and unicorns have had a rather storied past, and this certainly isn’t going to help matters. So without further ado, let’s give it up for Feathers, ooo ooo Cadillac, and Tom Cruise!

That Maury Povich is a real sadist. First he torments Pickle Girl with a trip to the pickle factory and a free platter of pickles, and now he has men dress up as cotton ball monsters and chase around a woman afraid of cotton balls!

Here’s yet another creative challenge from a Japanese game show. But you know, I’d rather watch a game show where a creepy bald guy asks people to randomly pick a briefcase that might contain money. The Japanese should create a show like that.

This commercial raises so many questions… What would you have done? What does any of it have to do with insurance? Why do American commercials suck so badly? Where are my pants? Why is my left ear always itchy? Seriously has anyone seen my pants?

Since I know how much you guys love YTMND, here’s the real story behind Ben Carpenter’s wheelchair adventure.

Hey chief, you make body into shapes for extra excitement good times, or you splash in a pool!

When I die, I want my funeral to be classy and respectful. And when my casket is lowered into the sweet mother earth, I WANT TO DRAG MY FAMILY MEMBERS DOWN IN AFTER ME. Oh wait, no I don’t want that.

This ******* commercial has inspired me to start up our very own DYOG ******-******* swear jar. Everytime one of you ****-**** fruitcakes swears, you send me a nickel. When it gets to be enough, I’ll use it to pay for prostitutes. ******* genius my friends.

IM IN UR RECITAL

LOSING MY MIND

It looks like Halo’s Master Chief suffers from the same affliction as The Hoff. Here’s hoping he gets all the help he needs.

Remember that in a job interview, not only is the company evaluating you as a potential addition to their team, but you should also be evaluating them as the right fit for your career goals. Frankly, if the next floor manager who interviews me doesn’t blow himself up with a grenade, that job can go stuff itself.

If you’re a fan of the Rejected Cartoons, you may also enjoy watching Purple and Brown. If you’re a fan of devilishly handsome men, you may also enjoy watching my face. Get it? My face. Zing!