Take to the gritty streets of Liberty City in the most realistic Nintendo game ever.

This classic Saturday Night Live spoof commercial implores the elderly to get robot insurance, in order to protect against the ever present danger of robot attack.

During the 1990s, Bill Geerhart wrote letters - posing as a 10-year-old boy named Billy - to serial killers and politicians alike, asking for their advice on whether he should drop out of school, and what type of McDonald’s food they like. The responses range from the helpful, to the bizarre.

Unfortunately for Ameriquest, they followed this motto too closely and now they’re out of business. They even gave a mortgage to that strange homeless man that defecates on the sidewalk by my office. Well, I guess he’s not homeless anymore. His house is actually nicer than mine. Still does that sidewalk pooping though.

All that Killer Croc wants, is another baby. He’s gone tomorrow, boy.

Just like the kings of old had personal tasters to ensure that what they were about to consume wasn’t poisoned, this guy has a personal chihuahua to make sure what he eats isn’t disgusting.

The Worst Fight Scene Ever has some new competition, care of the U.S.S. Enterprise, and her skipper, James T. Kirk.

Swim away fugu fish, swim away, or you might get pulled in to the vortex of Steve’s negativity and not enjoy this new Charlie the Unicorn adventure.

You may think that you’re born with an innate understanding about the height of things, but this video suggests otherwise. It must be learned, through terrible pain.

In this NSFW video, Scottish comedian Billy Connolly describes why it was a very bad idea to drink the water in Ibiza 20 years ago. Maybe it’s better now… who wants to find out?

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer takes a trip to a velodrome and tries his hand at some track cycling.

Through the power of science and radio waves, this extraordinary blender is able to take control of a dog’s brain.

Straight outta MTV Japan comes a cartoon about two rabbits locked up in a Russian prison. Don’t look at me. I don’t know any more than you do.

This Bar Mitzvah karaoke sing-along has everything a person could want. Crazy relatives, bad color keying, terrible singing, Transformers, and confused elders.

People have already removed Garfield’s thought bubbles from Garfield comics with surprisingly good results, but this goes that logical step further - removing Garfield from the equation entirely. The result is a darkly humorous comic about the depressions of modern life.

If only I had some Mentos when I was a lad. I would have given that Carrie Ferguson something to laugh about!

Personally I shop at grocery stores where my children are unlikely to end up in homo-erotic servitude.

This is from a few years back, and oh so hilarious. A helpful neighbor is trying to return a lost “cat” to its owner.

Would you rather:
a) napinate on the pee pad
b) chewinate da sofar

A future stoner if I’ve ever seen one.