I don’t care what any of you say, that rabbit is nothing but a dirty little cookie thief!

Still looking for holiday gifts?? As if we haven’t provided you with enough FANTASTIC SUGGESTIONS so far! Well here’s another then. Keep it lighthearted and give a cuddly version of porphorymonas gingivalis (bad breath) or Rhinovirus (the common cold). For the hardcore, how about snuggly versions of Gonorrhea, HIV, or Ebola to cozy up to on a cold winter’s night?

Is that a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head? Yes, yes it is. This site provides an overview of the life and times of Oolong, a domestic rabbit from Japan, with a unique ability for “Head Performance”. The story is quite strange and touching, and the images linked at the bottom are a great.

This cute little guy can’t decide whether to smile and laugh, or fall fast asleep. And when he grows up life will be exactly the same, except instead of ’smiling and laughing’ it will be ‘working in a cubicle’.

Yesterday’s penis pulverizing video was such a crotchtastic success that today we bring you the Trigon commercial boy. Mr. Kicked Him In the Penis. Don’t hate him, he just tells it like it is.

If you’re like me and have trouble finding appropriate gifts for the holidays then I think your problems and my problems have just been solved forever. Forget spending your hard earned money on jewelry, electronics, and expensive toys. Nothing can say I love you more than Pee & Poo.

This story is kinda old, but I’m sure there’s a few people out there who haven’t seen it. And the pictures are enough to make grown men coddle their computer monitors and coo like babies, and that sort of power should not be kept under wraps.

As if there wasn’t enough trouble for Florida alligators…

“Even as one of the ultimate predators, the alligator can still fall victim to the ‘teamwork’ strategy brought out by the pack mentality and social structure of canines…”

photograph courtesy of Nature Magazine (and not for the squeamish)

Sugar Bush is the republican Forrest Gump of the rodent world- somehow finding herself involved in any patriotic situation of note. That squirrel gets around.

I don’t really know whats going on here, but I do know that North American cats would have no part of this tom-foolery. None whatsoever.

What is that nutty dog trying to do? He’s going to hurt someone! Either that or burn down the farm! Sheeeeeeesh!