Among the infinite earths of the DC universe, the often overlooked Earth-H was home to two brothers: Barry and Bart Allen, fathered by one Jay Garrick. During their freshman year, they shared a room with a young man by the name of Wally West. Their pet? Tic, the Hamster who Rode the Lightning.

Do you have a bird and a cat in the same house? Is your bird always getting eaten? Then you need Bird Shield, the invisible force field for birds!

This year, I’m having my taxes done by a cat accountant!

This king of the jungle’s a real sweetheart… or pervert.

Cat! Off of the grass! Everybody off of the grass!

Not wanting to be outdone by the infamous League of Funny Cats, the world’s canine population has banded together its elite and put them on display in front cameras to win back the unrequited love of the humans. And they have dominated. Dogs rule, cats drool, baby.

This picture really requires no introduction, but let’s just say that it involves lightsabers and squirrels!

If you own a cat as well as a laser pointer, and have yet to try this, you’ve been missing out on some hilariously good times. Some people might call this cruel, but those people can be quickly dispatched with a swift elbow to the face!

In celebration of the release of the 26th Rocky film, Rocky Balboa, I present to you a cat with the spirit of Rocky! Nothing’s gonna keep him down, and pretty soon he’ll be beating up Russians… or bullies in an amateur karate tournament!

The meerkats in this commercial must have the same disorder as Spudgy the Pomeranian. Come to think of it, I think my next door neighbour also has this problem. That, or alcoholism.

Spudgy is a lovable, fuzzy Pomeranian who just can’t seem to stay awake. Aww.

I have decided that this, the final week before Christmas, shall be Cute Week. Everyday one post will contain something cute, fuzzy and adorable. To start, one of the cutest animals known to man- floppilus bunninus.

Japanese rabbits are much more talented than American rabbits, and these talents don’t stop at opening envelopes. They can also balance pancakes on their heads, and fight brush fires with adorable little firefighter helmets and miniature hoses.

Seriously, what are pandas? A cross between a Care Bear and a Pokemon? But cuter? I bet even their poop is cute. I wonder if anyone has ever been killed by a panda… Maybe they were cuddled to death or something.

I am not ashamed to admit that Kiwi! makes me teary-eyed. He’s got the heart of a champion!

Sometimes a video comes along that reminds us why we shouldn’t really shoot kittens out of a cannon. This is one of those videos.

Pictured here are Latte, Hazel, and Cinnamon, in various states of rabbit disapproval. Do you find them amusing? Guess what, they DO NOT approve.

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh out loud every time I watch this? No? Okay, good. So what about if it turns me on? Not that it does or anything, but that’s no big deal right?

I know that when I’m eating a delicious breakfast bar snack, I am in the delicious breakfast bar zone, and as such I am equally startled by loud noises.

A cat’s natural inclination when being man-handled is to claw out the eyes of its man-handler. By comparison, a dead cat’s natural inclination is to remain dead. Ergo this cat is dead… or is it?