If cute were something you could roll up into a big heavy ball and put into a cannon and fire into your face at point blank range, I imagine it would feel a little like watching this video. Kittens, man.

I think it’s about time to repost the good old Fainting Goats. Also known as myotonic goats, wooden-leg goats, stiff-leg goats, nervous goats, etc, these animals are a Creationist’s best friend. How else can you explain an animal that ‘evolved’ to faint whenever it gets a little scared? Natual selection my ass!

While he may not be as cool as the skateboarding bulldog, this dalmation can ride a bicycle! That is definitely more impressive in my book. Go spot go!

Some may look at this video of a cat lying on its back and think it is the cutest most charming thing they have ever seen. Personally I see it as a venus flytrap waiting to spring. SNAP! And you have a flurry of sharp claws to the face. And why? Out of anger? For food? No, just for fun.

This is a bit like a puzzle game. At the other end of this link is a picture of a crime scene. An orange substance has been removed from the container it was being held in and the culprit must be found! There are a number of visual clues as to what happened hidden in the image. Using these, see if you can solve the mystery.

Yip yip yip yip yip! Remember those aliens from sesame street? They were funnier than you remember. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

This video makes me realize that if I had to choose a way to die I would want it to be because I was attacked by ten 3-month-old golden retriever puppies. Naturally the cause of death would not be from bites or scratches, but from a stroke caused by my cuteness receptors overloading and exploding.

Another Easter has come and gone, and once again we’ve weathered the storm of killer Easter bunnies. But they’re not all cold-blooded killers, so let’s take this time to remind ourselves of that by looking at some really cute rabbit pictures.

Continuing the tribute to The Muppet Show, which was apparently the most entertaining variety show ever, I present to you those pink guys that sing that catchy song. Do do do do

Faith the doggie was born with only her two back legs. A family adopted her and taught her how to walk upright like a human. When Li’l Faith grows up shes gonna be a quaterback and throw for 2 thousand yards! Like i said, the heart of a champion!

Is there anything cooler than a dog riding a skateboard? Those videos of Paris Hilton were pretty close, but yeah, this beats those hands down! You can check out the dog’s site too!

Name: The Dude
Sex: Male (neutered)
Hometown: Boston
Seeking: A hot bitch for long walks and excessive humping.

Most of us know that Japanese people are crazy (proof, more proof), but did you know that their hamsters are also crazy? A little known fact.

If you don’t get this then you probably have never seen The Wizard of Oz. And you probably have headlice.

Who’s a kitty-cat? Who likes to dance dance dance?

This cute little video totally reminds me of when I woke up in the alley yesterday and was trying to smoke the last of my crack and this other smelly junkie-guy kept trying to get in my face and sniff my crack smoke and I was like pushing him away because I didn’t want to share. So funny. So cute!

I have no idea what happened to me this weekend but I’m pretty sure it involved heroin and Battlestar Galactica. And I don’t know about you, but after a weekend like that I really need to just sit here and look at a picture of a kitten in a shoe for a while.

Savages!

I can’t begin to tell you how hard it was to decide on what picture from this site to use along with the post. I’m sure that after the human race has nuked itself to death it won’t be cockroaches that inherit the earth. It will be penguins.

This post is for my brother, the ice-bicycle champion.

At least he barks quietly. And not at his own foot.