Cat! Off of the grass! Everybody off of the grass!

Not wanting to be outdone by the infamous League of Funny Cats, the world’s canine population has banded together its elite and put them on display in front cameras to win back the unrequited love of the humans. And they have dominated. Dogs rule, cats drool, baby.

This picture really requires no introduction, but let’s just say that it involves lightsabers and squirrels!

If you own a cat as well as a laser pointer, and have yet to try this, you’ve been missing out on some hilariously good times. Some people might call this cruel, but those people can be quickly dispatched with a swift elbow to the face!

In celebration of the release of the 26th Rocky film, Rocky Balboa, I present to you a cat with the spirit of Rocky! Nothing’s gonna keep him down, and pretty soon he’ll be beating up Russians… or bullies in an amateur karate tournament!

The meerkats in this commercial must have the same disorder as Spudgy the Pomeranian. Come to think of it, I think my next door neighbour also has this problem. That, or alcoholism.

Spudgy is a lovable, fuzzy Pomeranian who just can’t seem to stay awake. Aww.

I have decided that this, the final week before Christmas, shall be Cute Week. Everyday one post will contain something cute, fuzzy and adorable. To start, one of the cutest animals known to man- floppilus bunninus.

Japanese rabbits are much more talented than American rabbits, and these talents don’t stop at opening envelopes. They can also balance pancakes on their heads, and fight brush fires with adorable little firefighter helmets and miniature hoses.

Seriously, what are pandas? A cross between a Care Bear and a Pokemon? But cuter? I bet even their poop is cute. I wonder if anyone has ever been killed by a panda… Maybe they were cuddled to death or something.

I am not ashamed to admit that Kiwi! makes me teary-eyed. He’s got the heart of a champion!

Sometimes a video comes along that reminds us why we shouldn’t really shoot kittens out of a cannon. This is one of those videos.

Pictured here are Latte, Hazel, and Cinnamon, in various states of rabbit disapproval. Do you find them amusing? Guess what, they DO NOT approve.

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh out loud every time I watch this? No? Okay, good. So what about if it turns me on? Not that it does or anything, but that’s no big deal right?

I know that when I’m eating a delicious breakfast bar snack, I am in the delicious breakfast bar zone, and as such I am equally startled by loud noises.

A cat’s natural inclination when being man-handled is to claw out the eyes of its man-handler. By comparison, a dead cat’s natural inclination is to remain dead. Ergo this cat is dead… or is it?

If there’s one thing people love, it’s money. Woah, that’s not what I meant to say. I meant porn. Ah! No, no, no… What I really meant was people love stories about animals making friends with other kinds of animals and lots of cute pictures of them hanging out together. And why? Honestly I’m not really sure. But here you go anyway.

Joseph Dobbie was really smitten with a woman named Kate Winsall whom he had recently met at a party. He sent her an email to ask her out, and got a little… excited. Kate sent the email to her sister, who proceeded to forward it on to her friends. Before Joseph could say “obsessed”, the email was making its way around the world. Let’s all read along together.

What do you get when you combine Japan, anthropomorphic tigers and talking excrement? Why a potty training video of course!

A little something for the cat-lovers. And the Hitler-lovers.