This hilarious book of bad news postcards is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life that is afraid of confrontations. Now they can use cute and cuddly animals to deliver bad news like, I’m sleeping with your wife, and It’s not you, it’s me.

Yatchan and Fukuchan are two macaque monkeys that serve customers hot towels and drinks at the Kaoru Otsuka restaurant north of Tokyo. They’re given soya beans as tips.

Now this is an Olympic event I can get into. The suspense!

All that’s missing is a stove for the cats to slam into.

This cat loves baths more than I do. Maybe we should bathe together, or would that be wrong?

This must have been what the parties I didn’t get invited to in highschool were like.

If ever a cat was going to kill you during the night, it would be this one.

If I won the lottery, I’d definitely buy a penguin. But I probably wouldn’t take him flying.

Animals discovering reflections for the first time are sooo cute. Well, except when birds smash in to your windows.

Don’t step in to the ring with this feisty feline. He’s got the eye of the tiger.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that this is where cats come from.

Frank Sinatra, eat your heart out.

My exhaustive world search for the cutest sounding animal is finally over.

Baby sloths are much cuter than baby humans, so I hope one day to be the father of a human-sloth chimera.

Don’t be fooled. Shortly after this video was taken, the cameraman’s eyes were scratched out by twenty tiny claws, his couch was peed on, and the lead kitten dropped a deuce in his coffee. You turn your back for one second and that’s when they strike.

Gregory Pike, of Santa Barbara, California, likes to play God. He has constructed a walking animal pyramid out of creatures that cartoons have shown us to be mortal enemies.

Through the power of science and radio waves, this extraordinary blender is able to take control of a dog’s brain.

Growing puppies need to eat, even when there are a million of them.

A future stoner if I’ve ever seen one.

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I load up this video and it always makes me feel better. I wish I could buy him on Amazon.com and feed him never-grow-up-pills.