FACT: In the field of aquatic mammal scare-tactics, the Beluga Whale’s skills far outweigh those of the average Manatee.

O RLY?

YA RLY!!

I would pay a lot of my rich brain surgeon money to experience being swarmed by a mob of puppies, while listening to the Pink Panther theme.

One day our pets will learn that the only reason we like dressing them up so much is because they look so humiliated when we do it. Bottom line - dress them up as much as you can now, before they figure it out.

Mr. Perthold attached a small camera around the neck of his pet cat, Mr. Lee, to see where he went and what he did when he disapeared during the day. And it is a magical world of cat friends, secret hiding spots, and (omigosh!) snakes! It’s a world almost as magical as my world of cubicle walls, LCD monitors, fluorescent hum, and… and… *cries*

An amazing interspecies relationship formed when Smooshi met Phil Demers. Smooshi is a five year old female walrus at Marineland in Niagra Falls, Ontario and Phil is her trainer. But Smooshi thinks of Phil more as a mother, following him everywhere he goes. Or maybe she thinks of him as a boyfriend, since she won’t let any women get close to him.

I’ll tell you what Pippy is begging for… Pippy’s begging to be cuddled that’s what.

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Mocha the tiny hamster loves broccoli. He loves it so much that his little hamster legs shake with excitement.

Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow
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This is clearly the most epic hockey brawl since the one when the goalies went at it. Awww.

Apparently sea otters hold hands while resting together so that they don’t float away from each other, but we know the truth. It’s because they’re married.

There’s a new law in town folks, and it’s called the Law of the Chicken. And chickens don’t like rabbits. And chickens especially don’t like fightin’ rabbits. And don’t try and tell me that these are actually roosters. Do I look like a farmer to you?

Who do you think this little rascal is chasing down in his dream? I bet it’s a dandelion field full of fluffy bunnies. But I’ll tell you why he should really be running… because I’m after him, and when I catch him I’m going to zurbert that pink little belly of his. It’s all part of my tough love program.

This is the sequel to the hilarious Trigon Bluecross ‘He kicked him in the penis’ commercial. Unfortunately it’s no where near as good. Your 15 minutes are up cute little black boy.

I don’t know what God has against sloths, but this Deadly Sin sure has adorable babies.

Among the infinite earths of the DC universe, the often overlooked Earth-H was home to two brothers: Barry and Bart Allen, fathered by one Jay Garrick. During their freshman year, they shared a room with a young man by the name of Wally West. Their pet? Tic, the Hamster who Rode the Lightning.

Do you have a bird and a cat in the same house? Is your bird always getting eaten? Then you need Bird Shield, the invisible force field for birds!

This year, I’m having my taxes done by a cat accountant!

This king of the jungle’s a real sweetheart… or pervert.