Gregory Pike, of Santa Barbara, California, likes to play God. He has constructed a walking animal pyramid out of creatures that cartoons have shown us to be mortal enemies.

Through the power of science and radio waves, this extraordinary blender is able to take control of a dog’s brain.

Growing puppies need to eat, even when there are a million of them.

A future stoner if I’ve ever seen one.

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I load up this video and it always makes me feel better. I wish I could buy him on Amazon.com and feed him never-grow-up-pills.

Snowball the dancing cockatoo is back, and he’s clearly been practicing. If I owned this bird, he and I would dance all night… and I would be naked.

In the future, all battles will be fought with small dogs, ponies and arachnid-like robots, just like in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

This dog and I have a lot in common. We both hate balloons because of their terrible, terrible smell. We also both have fleas.

It’s dinner time, and the cat just wants to eat while Mr. Puppers just wants to play. Can feline wiles defeat puppy power?

When this cat’s hind quarters get tickled, he enters a realm of such ecstasy that he is no longer quite sure where he is, or even where the awesome feeling is coming from.

In the ageless battle between Cats and Dogs, the Cat Army has been dealt another serious blow by the awesome might of the Dog Empire. In this video, selfless Dog martyers have proven that even humiliated dogs in Halloween costumes are funnier than humiliated cats in Halloween costumes.

Yay, it’s another cat video, and this one includes many different types of cats. Boxing cat, showering cat, retard cat, fat cat, ping-pong cat, baking cat and box-head cat.

In yet another sign that God loves dogs more than cats, a puppy was born in Odate, Japan with a perfectly shaped heart pattern on his fuzzy little back. Let this be a message to all you cat lovers out there - give up! With God on our side you can’t possibly win the great battle ahead.

This dog has a nicer pool than I ever will. What’s his secret? Bearer Bonds? Blue Chips? Hedge funds?!

I don’t want anyone to say they’ve never learned anything from Dig Your Own Grave, so this particular post is going to be very edumacational in terms of nature and the wildlifes and such. These two birds are of the Waved Albatross species, and what they are doing in this video is making sweet sweet albatross love.

When I think of lizards I usually picture giant bloodthirsty Komodo dragons eating babies and midgets. But this video of cuddling tegus has caused me to realize that maybe there’s more to lizards than just eating, sleeping and destroying Tokyo. Were my years of wanton lizard burning in error? Perhaps so.

Mr. Lickers usually wasn’t allowed to give his owner slobbery wet kisses, but for some reason this time his owner didn’t seem to mind. This made Mr. Lickers very happy.

Break out the glow sticks, it’s time for a light switch rave, with your cat!

He may not be the bravest of jungle animals, but the Pygmy Marmoset’s self defense mechanism is actually quite effective. After performing the patented ‘peek-a-boo’ tactic, 92% of jungle predators decide to cuddle with the Marmoset rather than eat it.

FACT: In the field of aquatic mammal scare-tactics, the Beluga Whale’s skills far outweigh those of the average Manatee.