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Second Person Glued to Toilet
Second Person Glued to Toilet

As of this moment I am taking the liberty of putting out a national travel advisory warning for Salisbury, Maryland. You just don’t mess with a man who needs to take a dump. It’s so wrong. And so funny. But seriously don’t ever do it.

The Roach Brooch
The Roach Brooch

Speechless.

Iraq Sandstorm
Iraq Sandstorm

I had recently been contemplating taking a vacation to Iraq because it is so safe there. That is, until I saw these pictures of the sandstorm to end all sandstorms. The perfect sandstorm if you will. Pray for George Clooney.

Mike Tyson Quotations
Mike Tyson Quotations

While I don’t know too much about boxing, it turns out that Mike Tyson is quite the poet. Some of the quotations on this page are absolutely brilliant. Most notably one in which he was at a zoo with Robin Givens (his wife at the time) and offered a zookeeper $10,000 to get in a cage with a gorilla so he could “punch it in the snotbox”

Introducing Devvo
Introducing Devvo

“Devvo is Darren Devonshire, a chav from the Doncaster/Hull area. Devvo lets me follow him around and film his life in exchange for cigarettes, alcohol and small change.” In this episode, Devvo has a foolproof money making plan. Definitely NSFW (not safe for work)!

Driving in India
Driving in India

So how was your drive into work this morning? I’m going to guess that it was just about nothing like driving to work in India. This video is mesmerizing… Is it special effects? Telepathy? Why are they bothering to honk? Well whatever, excuse me while I bend down and kiss this sweet, sweet American soil.

Inside Scientology
Inside Scientology

All you need to know about The Church of Scientology, including fun facts such as this: Tom Cruise is an Operating Thetan, enlightened beings who are said to have total control over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.

AT&T helps the NSA spy on you
AT&T helps the NSA spy on you

“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center…” Be afraid.

Al Qaeda Cat
Al Qaeda Cat

I have but one message to The Terrorist of Sunset Circle, an obviously Al Qaeda trained feline. We will find you. We will smoke you out of your hole, we’ll get you running, and we’ll bring you to justice. Cat justice.

The Cotton Lycra Bike Short
The Cotton Lycra Bike Short

If you ride a bicycle then you need these cotton lycra bike shorts. With your legs looking this fantastic you’ll have so many girls crawling over you that they’ll be getting caught in your spokes! Trust me, I know.

Loose Change
Loose Change

Loose Change is an 80 minute documentary exploring some well known conspiracy theories regarding the events of September 11th 2001. At the very least it is quite well done and showcases the ability of the internet to serve as a free distribution mechanism.

The Downward Spiral
The Downward Spiral

This site shows a series of pictures of one woman taken over a period of 15 years. They are 12 mug shots, taken during a life of addiction on the street.

Don’t do drugs! Eat your greens!

Japanese Toilets
Japanese Toilets

If anyone is thinking of taking a little junket over to Japan anytime soon, here is a brief article on how to take a crap in their toilets. It is super-cool. Oh wait, I mean super-horrifying.

Coupe des Glaces 2006 Pictures
Coupe des Glaces 2006 Pictures

What do you get when you combine French people, bicycle messengers and an ice race track? Good times, that’s what!
(If you’re curious about just what the hell is going on in those pictures, check out the site.)

God Help Us All
God Help Us All

Now hold up a minute here… Am I the only person who watches Battlestar Galactica? Does anyone remember a little movie called ‘The Terminator’? Human robots = bad idea. Honestly I don’t know why we’re so worried about the terrorists. We need to invade Japan.

VW Suicide Bomber Commercial
VW Suicide Bomber Commercial

The latest weapon in ‘The War on Terror!’ seems to involve humiliating the terrorists by using them to sell Volkswagons. Call me a nutbag, but I don’t think we’re going to be seeing this commercial on ABC anytime soon.

Iranian Bakeries Rename Danish Pastries
Iranian Bakeries Rename Danish Pastries

When I heard the Iranians were renaming danish pastries “Roses of the Prophet Mohammed”, I thought it was pretty silly. But then I figured it’s probably a better way to express your anger than violent, deadly riots. And then I remembered the whole ‘freedom fries’ thing, so I guess pretty much all humans are idiots except me. And you guys. I love you guys.

Fast Food Toilet Water Cleaner than Icecubes
Fast Food Toilet Water Cleaner than Icecubes

It’s not like this doesn’t have an easy solution. Toilet cubes, people. Toilet cubes.

Your Neighbor the Meth Head
Your Neighbor the Meth Head

A couple of days ago we put up a link to The Faces of Meth to try and convince our loyal readers to give America’s new drug of choice a try. Most people said “Yeah, those face scabs are pretty sweet, but I need to know about what sort of side effects there are, and like, how much is it going to cost?”. Hopefully this article will answer any remaining questions you have.

Faces of Meth
Faces of Meth

The Partnership for a Drug-Free America has put together a disturbing little site featuring “before and after” shots of meth-heads. If you’ve ever wanted to try meth, you should probably have a look at this link. And if you’ve ever wanted your face to be covered in strange disgusting scabs, then you should probably try meth.