RuBot II, a robotic engineering marvel, can solve a Rubik’s Cube in less than 50 seconds. It can also haunt you in your worst nightmares, possibly transform into a gun, and perform lead roles in 70’s era episodes of Dr. Who.

Science teacher Gary Weddle says he won’t shave his beard until Osama Bin Laden is caught and brought to justice, Texas style! Is that so Mr. Weddle? Or should I say Mr. Bin Laden? That’s right, I’m on to you!

I’ve never been much into reading the Bible. When given a choice between a) Tivo and burning in the eternal lake of fire, or b) reading a really long book with lots of names, Tivo wins every time. But now thanks to The Brick Testament I can enjoy the most violent lessons of the Bible in easy to follow LEGO format. And as an added bonus I am no longer condemned to eternity in Hell! (right?)

We’re seeing Diddy like we’ve never seen him before. No wait, I’ve always seen him as an idiot.

Wenger, the company that makes the legendary Swiss Army Knives has introduced a 9-inch long, 2-pound “blade” which features every tool Swiss Army makes, 85 instruments in all.

419eaters.com is a site dedicated to the art of ’scambaiting’. Scambaiting involves turning the tables on Nigerian email scammers (a.k.a. 419 scammers) and getting them to do silly and humiliating things. The link will take you to the hilariously unbelievable story of John Boko and The Incredible Shrinking Artwork. A story of Internet Justice!

The Lefortovo tunnel in Moscow suffers from a very high number of traffic accidents which, luckily for our morbid selves, are captured on its surveillance cameras. Apparently some water from a river the tunnel passes under also leaks in to the tunnel, and when it gets extremely cold it can freeze on the roadway. That may explain some of these crashes.

Answer: a frozen icy tundra filled with voluptuous blonde vixens, and home to caterpillars that will encase you in webbing if you stand still for longer than one minute.

Question: What is Sweden?

I hate telemarketers, but not as much as this woman hates them. She also hates taking her medication.

It turns out that all that was missing to make rollerblading cool was crime and tubes!

Mike Cooper was recently sentenced for his library incident, and Carl Monday was there to get the scoop! And to get his ass kicked by Mike’s dad!

Remember those spinning things in the playgrounds of your youth? Those joyful times you spent spinning around as fast as your little legs could push you. Well, it turns out you shouldn’t spin them really really fast.

Normally I would never consider having bolts installed in my nose, or anywhere else on my body for that matter, but this made me consider it until I remembered just how lazy I am. Hooray status quo!

My top 3 reasons not to visit Iraq:

1. tons of stuff S-PLODE-ing.
2. camel spiders.
3. sandstorms.

I can’t say I know much about elephant seals, in fact I was unaware of their existence until viewing this very video, but I can say that they’re terribly loud and quite a bit like the sock puppet asteroid monster from The Empire Strikes Back.

Question 34: When your car is about to skid in to the rear end of another car at low speeds, it is best to jump out of your moving car like a moron. (True/False)

Ted Stevens is an 89 year old senator representing the state of Alaska, and is chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation. Recently he spoke on the floor about why he voted against net neutrality, and demonstrated an astounding lack of understanding. Basically, your grandpa is helping to make important decisions about the Internet.

Amal has two RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) implants, one in each hand. His left hand contains a 3mm by 13mm EM4102 glass RFID tag. His right hand contains a 2mm by 12mm Philips HITAG 2048 S implant with crypto-security features and 255 bytes of read/write memory storage space. He can access his front door, car door, and log into his computer using his implants. He is also a crazy bastard.

What better way could we celebrate our country’s independence than by getting together with our friends and blowing up 16,000 firecrackers? I know, how about sitting in your underwear in front of the computer watching a video on the Internet of other people blowing up 16,000 firecrackers and also eating peanut butter right out of the jar. Sounds like the home of the brave to me. Yeeeee-haaaaaa!

From the Olympics of Ancient Greece, to the epic ladder races of today, humans have created some truly stupid sports. Seriously though, this is pretty impressive. When I get half way up a ladder, I freeze because I imagine myself falling to my death from the incredible six foot height.