This video has been making the rounds on the Internet lately, purportedly as the worst fight scene ever, but I think we know the truth.

So it turns out those Amazonian fish mentioned in movies that swim up penises… yeah, they’re for real.

Ah, so that’s what they mean by ‘Low Clearance’.

“Mom! Dad! Check out my new tattoo!”

Why have your name etched on to the back of your iPod nano, when you can use those very same lasers to have an image of a robot burned into your skin? It’s the new hotness.

Adam Warwick, a biologist with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, dove into the Gulf of Mexico to rescue a drowning bear, which had been earlier shot by a tranquilizer dart.

If you want to try surfing, but are afraid of the rampant localism, and anything to do with the ocean, then this surf cam video is for you.

Six-year-old Indian boy, Aniket Chindak, holds the unofficial world record for limbo-skating and can skate along at no more than eight inches above the ground.

For those of you playing along at home, you’ll want to remember not to slow down and stop as you travel over the railroad crossing.

Or at least a cat that looks dead.

If you’ve got a thirst for thrill rides even more dangerous than those manned by travelling carnies, head on down to Indiana and give Joph Ivers’ backyard coaster a try.

Nothing says Little Red Riding Hood like forest creatures with pendulous bosoms.

Modern Toilet is a chain of scatological-themed restaurants in Taiwan, where the patrons sit on toilets and eat off of covered sinks and bathtubs.

I think John McCain has his finger on the pulse of the nation.

Power companies prefer not to shut off high-tension electrical lines just for maintenance, so instead they round up homeless people from the streets of New York and get them to work on the live lines in exchange for a bag of bagels and a thimbleful of scotch.

You might be thinking that now is the time to buy that cheap Chinese automobile, but as this crash test video shows, you should probably hold off for a while and protect your precious bones.

Kittiwat Unarrom makes realistic body parts out of bread, raisins, cashews and chocolate at his bakery in Thailand. They look very realistic… and delicious.

I’m not sure what they’re saying, but I have a feeling this guy will be buying himself his own car after this cab ride.

Clearly a case of what happens when you have a country with a median age of 21 years, at least 13% unemployment, and a lot of petrodollars with not much to do by way of youth-activities.

During the 1990s, Bill Geerhart wrote letters – posing as a 10-year-old boy named Billy – to serial killers and politicians alike, asking for their advice on whether he should drop out of school, and what type of McDonald’s food they like. The responses range from the helpful, to the bizarre.