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Acclaimed Rocket Scientist Takes Job as Truck Driver
Acclaimed Rocket Scientist Takes Job as Truck Driver

This guy was damned if he did, and damned if he didn’t, but in retrospect, reversing and destroying the crossing guard barrier would have been the better choice.

Janos Baranyai Fails to Lift Weights
Janos Baranyai Fails to Lift Weights

“That’s gotta hurt!”

(Warning: A little gross.)

Home Depot Road Rage
Home Depot Road Rage

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why patience is a virtue.

Cloned Puppies Expose 31-Year-Old Mystery
Cloned Puppies Expose 31-Year-Old Mystery

Todo List:
Kidnap Mormon and use him as a sex slave.
Sell house, and use proceeds to clone puppies for $50,000.
Do something even more crazy.

What is oozing out of our ground?
What is oozing out of our ground?

You’ve seen her freak out about rainbows in a sprinkler, and now you can see the rest of her absolutely insane videos on her YouTube account. Did you know that the government has aimed a directed energy weapon at her house that causes it to vibrate?

I have no legs.
I have no legs.

This video has been making the rounds on the Internet lately, purportedly as the worst fight scene ever, but I think we know the truth.

Willie Fish
Willie Fish

So it turns out those Amazonian fish mentioned in movies that swim up penises… yeah, they’re for real.

Drive-Thru Banking
Drive-Thru Banking

Ah, so that’s what they mean by ‘Low Clearance’.

Zombie Boy
Zombie Boy

“Mom! Dad! Check out my new tattoo!”

Seared Skin Doodles
Seared Skin Doodles

Why have your name etched on to the back of your iPod nano, when you can use those very same lasers to have an image of a robot burned into your skin? It’s the new hotness.

Man (Possible Bear) Rescues Drowning Bear
Man (Possible Bear) Rescues Drowning Bear

Adam Warwick, a biologist with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, dove into the Gulf of Mexico to rescue a drowning bear, which had been earlier shot by a tranquilizer dart.

Tube Vision 2008
Tube Vision 2008

If you want to try surfing, but are afraid of the rampant localism, and anything to do with the ocean, then this surf cam video is for you.

The Amazing Roller Skating Boy
The Amazing Roller Skating Boy

Six-year-old Indian boy, Aniket Chindak, holds the unofficial world record for limbo-skating and can skate along at no more than eight inches above the ground.

Trying to Beat the Train
Trying to Beat the Train

For those of you playing along at home, you’ll want to remember not to slow down and stop as you travel over the railroad crossing.

The Best Cat is a Dead Cat
The Best Cat is a Dead Cat

Or at least a cat that looks dead.

Hillbilly Roller Coaster
Hillbilly Roller Coaster

If you’ve got a thirst for thrill rides even more dangerous than those manned by travelling carnies, head on down to Indiana and give Joph Ivers’ backyard coaster a try.

The Japanese have no respect for the Brothers Grimm.
The Japanese have no respect for the Brothers Grimm.

Nothing says Little Red Riding Hood like forest creatures with pendulous bosoms.

Toilet Restaurant
Toilet Restaurant

Modern Toilet is a chain of scatological-themed restaurants in Taiwan, where the patrons sit on toilets and eat off of covered sinks and bathtubs.

A Leader We Can Believe In
A Leader We Can Believe In

I think John McCain has his finger on the pulse of the nation.

Helicopter 2: Electric Boogaloo
Helicopter 2: Electric Boogaloo

Power companies prefer not to shut off high-tension electrical lines just for maintenance, so instead they round up homeless people from the streets of New York and get them to work on the live lines in exchange for a bag of bagels and a thimbleful of scotch.