If you’re thinking of taking a relaxing cruise anytime soon, then you might want to check out this video first. A cruise may not be the best idea if you suffer from motion-sickness. Or drowning-in-the-ocean-sickness.

Over in France they’ve succeeded in getting a train to travel as fast as a modern airliner, while the speed of our trains over here in North America suggests we’ve regressed from powering them with coal, to powering them with excrement. Yes, the fireman stokes the engine by shovelling in cow manure.

If you were thinking of later today killing yourself and having your body thrown into the depths of the ocean, please watch this video and reconsider.

The next time you turn on MTV2 and see one of those horrible boy bands, before you start complaining I want you to watch this video. Then I want you to get down on your knees and kiss the sweet, sweet soil of Western Civilization.

(okay, okay so they might be Korean…)

This is what you get when you combine Pong, fluid dynamics and neon! Check out the video, and then download a free copy of the game.

This fight scene has everything from oily men to cheesy gore. It also has something I don’t even know how to describe… grunting? Lots of grunting. Non-stop grunting.

Filmed in one continuous shot, this scene took five takes to get right. I’m going to guess that in the other four takes, someone was thrown to their death.

Okay, I admit this video is really juvenile, but the enjoyment Terry gets out of giving women the finger brings a tear to my eye. (Note: Not work safe due to some swearing. So if you have headphones, rock on!)

In order to make the film more kid-friendly, Disney drastically changed the tone of Mary Poppins before its initial release. But now, thanks to the newly released director’s cut, you can see it the way Robert Stevenson originally intended.

This is probably what the whole Judge Dredd movie should have been like. Either that, or two of those awesome robots fighting each other Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em style for an hour and a half.

The folks at Top Gear decided to take Sabine Schmitz up on her boast that she could do one lap of Nürburgring in under 10 minutes… in a van!

I can’t imagine how long this took to make, and the only thing that could have possibly made it any better is if it repeated indefinitely.

If you didn’t buy your girlfriend a USB powered stripper dancing around a pole novelty item for Valentine’s Day, then I’m afraid you’re going to be without a girlfriend before this day is out. It’s just common sense people!

How long can you spin?

I’m going to refrain from commenting on what kind of person would buy a shock collar to stop their dog from barking, but if you’re going to do it you should at least have the stones to try testing it on yourself first, like this guy did.

In the animal kingdom, the rabbit is feared more than any other creature.

This king of the jungle’s a real sweetheart… or pervert.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don’t go in to the ocean.

I’m not sure how a cat gets to be 40 pounds, but it’s probably similar to how a person ends up weighing 400 pounds - An overabundance of sci-fi television programming, and the magic of the Internet.

Okay, seriously, why is this product in the shape of a teddy bear? Is anyone else a little weirded out by that? And why is the bear so sad looking?