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What do you get when you combine French people, bicycle messengers and an ice race track? Good times, that’s what!
(If you’re curious about just what the hell is going on in those pictures, check out the site.)
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Now hold up a minute here… Am I the only person who watches Battlestar Galactica? Does anyone remember a little movie called ‘The Terminator’? Human robots = bad idea. Honestly I don’t know why we’re so worried about the terrorists. We need to invade Japan.
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The latest weapon in ‘The War on Terror!’ seems to involve humiliating the terrorists by using them to sell Volkswagons. Call me a nutbag, but I don’t think we’re going to be seeing this commercial on ABC anytime soon.
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When I heard the Iranians were renaming danish pastries “Roses of the Prophet Mohammed”, I thought it was pretty silly. But then I figured it’s probably a better way to express your anger than violent, deadly riots. And then I remembered the whole ‘freedom fries’ thing, so I guess pretty much all humans are idiots except me. And you guys. I love you guys.
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It’s not like this doesn’t have an easy solution. Toilet cubes, people. Toilet cubes.
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The Partnership for a Drug-Free America has put together a disturbing little site featuring “before and after” shots of meth-heads. If you’ve ever wanted to try meth, you should probably have a look at this link. And if you’ve ever wanted your face to be covered in strange disgusting scabs, then you should probably try meth.
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And in direct retaliation to the horrific, sleep depriving, blanket-over-the-head-covering World’s Largest Spider, we bring you the World’s Largest Bunny Rabbit. Horrorshow-7, Cuteness-10. Cuteness wins by a landslide!
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The Beard Community was established to facilitate the cordial and practical discussion of beards, moustaches, handlebars, goatees, tailbacks, long beards, fu’s, and every other imaginable style of beardedness. And even though you yourself may not be a member, it doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy it’s insanely massive photo gallery.
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I have decided that I am going to make this more of a scientific research website. So anyways, the first two theories I’m going to try and prove are that A) videos with dogs are funny, and B) asian teenagers are all pretty much completely crazy. And I don’t mean that last one in a stereotype-racist sort of way, I’m just saying that if you are a teenager and you are asian then you are completely off your rocker.
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I’ve spoken to people who lived in the United States during the 1950′s and they claim the era wasn’t as disturbing as the advertising makes it seem. With that in mind, I present a series of images of demon children eating demon food during that magical era some refer to as “the good old days” (they weren’t)
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Another simple little flash game. The point of this one is to throw your knives directly into the girls face. And it’s pretty damn hard unl… hmmmmm? What? Well that’s what I said: throw the knives into the targets without hitting the girl in the face. Duh.
No, you’re sick.
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I really need someone to explain to me what this is. I’ve had to watch it a few times now and I’m starting to feel light-headed from all the crazy. And I need someone who is not Japanese to explain it. Because someone from Japan is just going to say “Well, it’s a poodle-human giving an aerobics class to human-poodles, why do you ask, are you blind?”. And that’s really not going to help.
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Even though everyone agreed TheMillionDollarHomepage was a brilliant idea that could only be done once, it hasn’t stopped hundreds of lame spinoffs from appearing anyway. But finally a worthy successor has appeared: TheMillionDollarBaby. Uh huh.
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The Goliath spider, a species of tarantula found in South America, is the size of a dinner plate. Unlike other spiders, this one will actually hiss at you. It feeds on birds, cheeseburgers and pizza. It is highly aggressive and will bite without conscience or mercy. Also, it can attack from a distance by flicking special hairs from its body at anything it considers a threat (that means you). These hairs are extremely irritating to the skin, and were they to get in your eyes, nose or mouth, it would hurt. A lot. For years I’ve felt the rainforest wasn’t being destroyed quickly enough.
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