Ted Kefalinos, the most innocent and adorable racist in the world, just can’t understand what all the fuss is about concerning his Drunken Negro Face cookies.

Well I know what I’m doing tonight. After a short stop at the ping-pong ball store.

Mike Rutzen free dives with great white sharks, because he has balls like a Doberman… and something about promoting shark conservation.

“A lot of people think I’m nuts.”

Yes, that tends to happen when you’re nuts.

Three French guys climb a massive construction crane, and then do chin-ups while hanging off of the top. That’s really brave for a bunch of cheese-eating surrender-monkeys.

I’ve no idea what this celebration is, or how it originated, but it is explosilicious. Do yourself a favor and watch until the end.

This is nightmare number three for me. Number one involves zombies, and number two features a very scary bear.

I’ve never seen this many dolphins before, and I’ve been to Sea World.

Children’s programming just gets crazier and crazier. The bright neon-colored antics of Nick Jr.’s Yo Gabba Gabba! just might give the Japanese a run for their money.

It’s every lead singer’s worst nightmare.

What do you get when you combine rednecks, alcohol and too many video games? A somewhat ridiculously underpowered chainsaw attached to an assault rifle. Die pumpkins, die!

Chickens are truly a magical gift from all powerful Merlin. They taste delicious, and their heads have gimbal-like stability.

It’s the big Thanksgiving long weekend here in the US, a 4-day celebration of gorging, purchasing, and sitting in horrible traffic. And if any foreigners should ask you what the history behind the holiday is, just give them the universally accepted answer: “Ummmmm… pilgrims?”

A Brit and a Frenchman sneak into the still under construction Burj Dubai skyscraper by posing as white people, and then leap off of it.

Nobody does a better erotic Dracula than Yenz Von Tilborg.

Boca Raton, baby!

Now that’s what I call extreme! *pterodactyl noise*

This blackface (redface?) looking fellow is an octopus from a 1970s Japanese children’s television show, proving once and for all that the Japanese have always been really weird.

I’m not sure, but this video makes me suspect that my family has been replaced with robots.

Listen guys, you’re going to have to start taking better care of yourselves if you want me to behave like a human being.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don’t let your son become a stuntman.
(NSFW due to the swearing during the inevitable.)