Friends, have you ever wondered if a waterfall would still be as beautiful if it were made of mice instead of water? Yeah, me neither. Well now thanks to the horrors of Mother Nature we get to find out anyways!

Hey chief, you make body into shapes for extra excitement good times, or you splash in a pool!

Consumer Reports has made videos of crash tests performed by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety available on its web site, so now you can check out how your car will perform in an accident. It’s like looking in to a crystal ball and seeing the grisly way in which you’ll be horribly injured. My head’s going to go through a window!

Twenty-two year old Ben Carpenter had the ride of his life after his wheelchair got lodged in the grill of a semi-truck, which pushed him down a highway for four miles at 50 miles per hour. Ben seemed pretty unfazed by the whole thing, unlike Jen, who called 911 to report the strange sight. She should try some meditation.

IM IN UR RECITAL

LOSING MY MIND

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood is a lot more surreal than I remember it, though that probably could be said for a lot of children’s television. In this episode, Mister Rogers invites over a 12 year old neighbor to demonstrate some breakdancing, and ends up trying his hand at some waving and the moonwalk.

The Cordyceps fungus treats its insect hosts not unlike the Xenomorphs treat their hosts in the Alien films. Cordyceps however, at least has the decency to kill its host before bursting forth from its body.

I know how much you kids like those new fangled video games, so I put two and two together and thought you might like this Line Rider map made to look like the first level of Super Mario Bros.

Cover your mouth, because you’re about to yell “oh s***!”

So did these guys think this gyration-filled rap video would make them look sexy? Because it definitely has the opposite effect. NSFW due to massive amounts of male gyration.

It’s a little known fact that I can shoot as well as this guy… So you all better be nice to me, or I’ll kill you. With bullets. Six bullets.

Never, ever trust a tiger. Even when you think you’re safely on the other side of a cage, they will still find a way to get you. They’re like velociraptors that way.

How is it that in Denmark you can throw dynamite around in public places, all for the sake of a gnarly wave, yet in the USA you get arrested for taping a Lite-Brite picture to a wall?

You’ve got to hand it to China. When they’re not adding melamine to food products meant for animal and human consumption, they’re building a giant knockoff of Disneyland, featuring such original creations as Rickey Rouse, and Monald Muck.

I bet it would be a lot faster than this thing, but I’m sure the concept would be the same.

I have to admit that I’d rather cram myself in to a Dodge Caravan with 15 other people, than be stuffed behind a car dashboard.

I wouldn’t have thought that strapping a bunch of pressurized soda bottles to your back could actually get you airborne. I also wouldn’t have thought that I’d become America’s Next Top Model, but here we are.

What do you get when you combine Jason Bateman, Alyssa Milano, Mario, Luigi, a 1930s Princess Peach and Mr. Belvedere? Why a cringe inducing version of Super Mario Bros. On Ice of course!

Rolling a bowling ball towards a large ramp from a fast moving car. What could possibly go wrong?

The SnūzNLūz alarm clock utilizes a rather ingenious method to wake you up in the morning - the fear of separating you from your hard earned money by giving it to an organization that you hate! Every time you hit the snooze button, a donation will be made from your bank account to the hated organization of your choosing.