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Crazy Stuff

The Roach Brooch
categories: Crazy

Speechless.

Iraq Sandstorm
categories: Crazy, Pics

I had recently been contemplating taking a vacation to Iraq because it is so safe there. That is, until I saw these pictures of the sandstorm to end all sandstorms. The perfect sandstorm if you will. Pray for George Clooney.

Mike Tyson Quotations
categories: Crazy, Funny

While I don’t know too much about boxing, it turns out that Mike Tyson is quite the poet. Some of the quotations on this page are absolutely brilliant. Most notably one in which he was at a zoo with Robin Givens (his wife at the time) and offered a zookeeper $10,000 to get in a cage with a gorilla so he could “punch it in the snotbox”

Introducing Devvo

“Devvo is Darren Devonshire, a chav from the Doncaster/Hull area. Devvo lets me follow him around and film his life in exchange for cigarettes, alcohol and small change.” In this episode, Devvo has a foolproof money making plan. Definitely NSFW (not safe for work)!

Driving in India
categories: Crazy, Videos

So how was your drive into work this morning? I’m going to guess that it was just about nothing like driving to work in India. This video is mesmerizing… Is it special effects? Telepathy? Why are they bothering to honk? Well whatever, excuse me while I bend down and kiss this sweet, sweet American soil.

Inside Scientology
categories: Crazy, Geeky

All you need to know about The Church of Scientology, including fun facts such as this: Tom Cruise is an Operating Thetan, enlightened beings who are said to have total control over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.

Screenlights
categories: Crazy

If you thought those neon license plate lights or spinning rims were silly, then my friends you are in for a world of hurt. For a mere $900 and up you can now equip your car headlights with fully functional LCD screens. So senseless it might just be brilliant. Or maybe just super-senseless.

AT&T helps the NSA spy on you
categories: Crazy, Geeky

“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center…” Be afraid.

Al Qaeda Cat
categories: Crazy, Videos

I have but one message to The Terrorist of Sunset Circle, an obviously Al Qaeda trained feline. We will find you. We will smoke you out of your hole, we’ll get you running, and we’ll bring you to justice. Cat justice.

The Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit
categories: Crazy

The perfect gift for your man. Actually no, the perfect gift for you. Well not really. The perfect gift to give to yourself as a gift for your man. Does that make sense? Look, just take off your clothes.

The Cotton Lycra Bike Short
categories: Crazy

If you ride a bicycle then you need these cotton lycra bike shorts. With your legs looking this fantastic you’ll have so many girls crawling over you that they’ll be getting caught in your spokes! Trust me, I know.

Loose Change
categories: Crazy, Geeky, Videos

Loose Change is an 80 minute documentary exploring some well known conspiracy theories regarding the events of September 11th 2001. At the very least it is quite well done and showcases the ability of the internet to serve as a free distribution mechanism.

The Downward Spiral
categories: Crazy, Pics

This site shows a series of pictures of one woman taken over a period of 15 years. They are 12 mug shots, taken during a life of addiction on the street.

Don’t do drugs! Eat your greens!

Japanese Toilets
categories: Crazy, Pics

If anyone is thinking of taking a little junket over to Japan anytime soon, here is a brief article on how to take a crap in their toilets. It is super-cool. Oh wait, I mean super-horrifying.