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I’m not sure whether it’s the degree to which they got lost, or their Columbus-like drive to find their hotel at all costs, which makes this story special.
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Local news stations in America aren’t exactly known for professionalism, quality content, or even mastery of vocabulary, but WKYC-TV in Ohio clearly has the worst news program in America. Watch as Carl Monday investigates today’s hard-hitting issues! Watch as Carl Monday refers to masturbating as “having sex”! Stare in disbelief as he harasses uninvolved family members on their front lawn!
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Van Halen’s Jump will never be a Moonlight Sonata, but it is a quintessential 80s song. The kind of song that reminds you of all those awesome Transformers toys you had, or of your collection of Popples. Remember Popples? But it’s all ruined, because now the song has a banjo.
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I recommend reading the penguin one last. Most of the others are so bizarre and grossly disturbing that you’ll need the cute little penguin story to make you feel like living again. And remind me never to get reincarnated as an Anglerfish. Mercy me…
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I used to think that LARPers (live action role players) were the biggest nerds on the planet, but after seeing this video I realize that at least one of them has a really awesome costume.
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We have two options open to you:
1) Apply through official channels.
2) Have some guy hollow out a car dash board, stuff you in there, and attempt to drive you across one of our many border crossings.
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Shockabsorber is a British sports bra, and the Bounce-ometer displays computer generated representations of its effectiveness, based on selected bra sizes and activity levels. It also displays the effectiveness of a regular bra, and no bra at all. Add that all up and you’ve got giant jiggling naked boobies! Don’t view this at work.
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The industry sponsored Competitive Enterprise Institute seeks to set the record straight on carbon dioxide (CO2) in this television spot that is airing in 14 US cities. Apparently our energy intensive ways are not possibly raising the planet’s temperature, thereby dooming millions, and are instead creating more life! And who could be against more life? Abortionists!
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A rented house in Ogden, UT was discovered to have accumulated some 70,000 empty Coors Light cans in eight years of tenancy — the cans covered the furniture and blocked the entrance.
Seriously? Coors Light?
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What happens when you crash your bicycle at 160 kilometers (100 miles) per hour? Whenever I have a question like that, I ask the Japanese.
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Remember Devvo? Well he’s back and he’s ready to get drunk and take some pills! Based on his behaviour at the end of the video, I can safely say I never want to ingest pills. (And Devvo will always be NSFW.)
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As of this moment I am taking the liberty of putting out a national travel advisory warning for Salisbury, Maryland. You just don’t mess with a man who needs to take a dump. It’s so wrong. And so funny. But seriously don’t ever do it.
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I had recently been contemplating taking a vacation to Iraq because it is so safe there. That is, until I saw these pictures of the sandstorm to end all sandstorms. The perfect sandstorm if you will. Pray for George Clooney.
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