“Who’s Ego Leonard?”, “Is he jaundiced?”, “What’s this all about?”, and “Did someone just steal my shoes?”. Those were just some of the questions being asked when a giant Lego man washed ashore on a beach in Zandvoort, Netherlands.

This Japanese guy is the original Party Popple. I mean, why else would he encase himself in a pink rubble ball?

Question: What do you get when you combine the criminal mastery of Professor James Moriarty with the wits of a 4th level inbred from Kentucky?

This Belgian man really loves penguins. Mere words can not do his love justice, but take how much you love a buttery Chardonnay and multiply it by a million. You’re still not even close. He’s crazy.

Going bald serves as an indicator to the bands of wild dogs that control most major cities, of which humans are the weakest and should be culled. This Japanese man has thrown that natural order into chaos however, with his amazing comb over.

What could possibly go wrong?

Oscar the cat, named after the delicious weiner, lives at the dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing And Rehabilitation Centre in Rhode Island, and he seems to have the uncanny ability to predict the death of the residents to within four hours. When someone is going to die, Oscar snuggles up on their bed with them. Obviously there is a logical explanation for this - Oscar is killing the patients.

Behold, the dancing inmates of CPDRC prison in the Philippines. Why do they dance? Because the music flows through them. They live the music. They breathe it! Also, they’re in prison and pretty bored.

What would a raccoon want with a door mat? Maybe somebody stole his?

What do you get when you combine some kind of animated lizard with a guy from Elizabeth, New Jersey? Well, I’m not sure myself, but whatever it is, it’s this video. (NSFW due to language.)

Avatar Machine is a system which replicates the aesthetics and visuals of third person gaming, allowing the user to view themselves as a virtual character in real space via a head mounted interface.

Now you can finally hit up those parties that you were too shy to before!

God bless America.

In order to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie, 7-Eleven has converted eleven U.S. stores (and one in Canada to be announced today) in to Kwik-E-Marts. Inside you are able to buy Buzz Cola, Squishees, Frosted KrustyO’s and Simpsons inspired donuts. 7-Eleven should just ditch their name and do this to every store.

Pop quiz fruitcakes, what do you get when you combine child abuse, pirates, gold, Texans, boat people, and Jesus Christ? I’ll give you a hint: think of the craziest thing you can, super-size it, add a side order of crazy, then wash it down with a biggie-size cup of crazy. Now you’re getting close.

Watch in amazement as Bollywood Mega Star Chiranjeevi fends off a posse of angry farmers with nothing more than his tractor, some mud, and the most amazing bunny hopping skills around!

I know when I’m looking to purchase a car, I head straight for the salesman dressed as a 1970’s street pimp. His attire tells me that he’s honest, trustworthy, professional, responsible, and that I have nothing to worry about when I leave my wife with him while I go to the washroom.

Dig Your Own Grave and unicorns have had a rather storied past, and this certainly isn’t going to help matters. So without further ado, let’s give it up for Feathers, ooo ooo Cadillac, and Tom Cruise!

That Maury Povich is a real sadist. First he torments Pickle Girl with a trip to the pickle factory and a free platter of pickles, and now he has men dress up as cotton ball monsters and chase around a woman afraid of cotton balls!

Here’s yet another creative challenge from a Japanese game show. But you know, I’d rather watch a game show where a creepy bald guy asks people to randomly pick a briefcase that might contain money. The Japanese should create a show like that.

Oh sure, you’re cynical and jaded, and you’ve heard the music from Super Mario Bros. played on the piano, on the guitar, and even on the drums. Nothing can impress you. But have you ever heard the music from Super Mario Bros. 2 played on the piano? Super Mario Bros. 3? Super Mario World? Prepare to be impressed Gen Yers!