Looks… delicious.

Yoga, a giant rooster and child molestation make the perfect combination.

There’s still time to buy your ticket to the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. Afterwards, I’ll meet you in the Fresh Ass Comedy Tent. Dy-no-mite!

Before he married his step-granddaughter, Morgan Freeman played Count Dracula on The Electric Company.

I don’t want to nitpick, but I would assume the 3rd Little Pig used mortar when building his brick house. Also, I don’t think the Three Little Pigs counts as a legend.

Just one question: Does the A stand for ass?

Wild squirrels, dioramas, nuts, madness!

Looks like someone failed the Eddie Eagle GunSafe® Program.

Add a 2700 horsepower jet engine to a Ford F-150 pickup truck and you get… a still slow pickup truck.

In memoriam of Michael Jackson, a repost of the greatest Thriller cover ever.

It’s not enough for the Indians to steal our jobs. Now they have to steal our He-Man.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, climbs a wall upside down like a spider, man.

There’s a what going on in Ira… wah?

Honestly Mexico, you’re coming up with a lot of reasons for me to never visit you.

“I’m getting married in two days.”

A little over one year ago, we broke the story on a bizarre feat of German engineering – Cheeseburger in a Can. After much debate over the actual appearance and palitability as described in the catalog, our loyal European reader Nika offered to hunt down the elusive hiker’s meal and answer all of our burning questions. These are her discoveries.

Every year in Gloucestershire England, people hurl themselves down a very steep hill in pursuit of a cheese wheel. And once we have nationalized health care over here, we’ll be able to have the same sort of wacky competitions.

But we already knew that, didn’t we?

And so begins the strangest jazz performance you’ve ever seen.

If this doesn’t get released in North America, I’m going to start a fire.