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Sure, this might look impressive, but in my daily life as an International Webmaster of Mystery, I routinely skateboard down killer volcanoes erupting sharks and jellyfish.
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When you absolutely, positively got to accidentally set yourself on fire.
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Skiing: Put on your fanciest, most expensive winter wear, board the ski lift, and then get blasted in the face with snow blowing over 100 miles per hour.
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Insane Clown Posse have come out with the greatest video of the year, and it’s only April. Looks like my work here is done! Oh, and like all ICP craziness, this video is NSFW.
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I’ll give you a hint. It means you’re about to need a new plane.
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Speed Riding is the combination of paragliding and skiing. They should have called it Urine Pants Skiing.
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An impassioned plea to put a twang of salt on your sweet melon. Just a twang!
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I had a girlfriend who’s stepfather played the bagpipes. This is the only thing that could have been more terrifying.
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A mulatto
An albino
A triple axel
My zamboni
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I bet his neighbors threw a party that night.
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While very impressive, this probably explains the shoddy workmanship of my apartment.
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Insane Clown Posse made a movie, and it’s a comedy western. That’s it folks, I’m out of here. *jumps off a bridge*
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I would have done a controlled burn of the ceiling.
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