aka A place I will never willingly go.

And it’s the second grossest way of blowing bubbles.

Gay Wilkinson is really trying hard to dispel the rumors about his sexual orientation.

The store’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.

My country, ’tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty

If my team was scheduled to play the Fairbanks, Alaska UAF Nanooks and I saw this, we would just forfeit right then and there.

What’s it liked to be buried alive in an avalanche? Pretty awful by the looks of it.

Sadly, Steve never did make it through flight school.

Those crazy cat women are always outdoing themselves.

Russia: Synonymous with explosions.

Just put on a shirt people, and no, not your swastika one!

Alright kids, vacation’s cancelled.

That will be immediately before it shreds your legs.

This has the opportunity of being the best real fake TV show of all time.

On November 20th 1980, an entire lake in Louisiana disappeared down a salt mine.

An amazing new innovation that eliminates the need to be an actual self-respecting human being.

Looks… delicious.

Yoga, a giant rooster and child molestation make the perfect combination.

There’s still time to buy your ticket to the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. Afterwards, I’ll meet you in the Fresh Ass Comedy Tent. Dy-no-mite!

Before he married his step-granddaughter, Morgan Freeman played Count Dracula on The Electric Company.