Crazy Stuff

As punishment for not asking me who Mallory is (he’s my imaginary son), I’ve decided to punish you all by force feeding you nothing but cheese and potatoes for three decades.

Just take some already insane biking and then add some snow and internal combustion.

It’s time for another washing machine snuff film!

Fluent backwards talking is apparently a skill possessed by some people… Some evil, clearly possessed people.

Ma, fetch me my saddle and chaps. I’ve got a dog to tame.

More suspense than a two hour movie about ghosts.

In the future all three of these things are going to be shooting people with their laser cannons.

I really, really hope he was trying to be creepy. Can you beat the 42 second challenge?

Spider Pig Man
Spider Pig Man
Does whatever a Spider Pig Man does

I’m going to write a book called 1000 Places to Avoid Or You’ll Die.

This would have probably helped prevent that deadly ice fishing hut blaze I caused back in ’09.

If the fireworks here were this good then maybe I wouldn’t have stayed at home and watched a video of last year’s fireworks in my underwear.

Don’t die before Christmas.

If you’re attaching jets of water to your body you might as well pretend to be Iron Man.