I can’t imagine how long this took to make, and the only thing that could have possibly made it any better is if it repeated indefinitely.

I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I, your intrepid administrator, created every one of these breathtaking sand sculptures. I’m sure you’re wondering how I find the time, what with being America’s greatest surgeon and all. Well, I’m amazing!

I like to create the most beautiful woman I can, followed by a horrendous guy. I then pretend that he’s her boyfriend and that upon seeing the adonis that is your administrator, she dumps his ass and makes out with me. Uh… what I mean by that is that I’m incredibly attractive and have sex with many real women!

A deviant artist by the name of ’spacecoyote’ has up and drawn an anime version of the Simpsons that is sure to have you giggling with delight in no time. The piece is based on this original Simpsons image. And she’s also got an anime version of the characters in Futurama.

Not strictly a work of Machinima; Paul Robertson’s Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006 is a masterpiece animation based on the graphic look and feel of platform handhelds.

Keep your eye out for the Big Lebowski and Datsun 180b powerups!

What’s better than spending a paltry $85 to have a picture of yourself zombified? Spending $85 to have a picture of yourself zombified, and realizing that you’re still gorgeous even as a zombie.

As promised, here is the second Sony Bravia commercial. Instead of thousands of rubber balls, this one involves thousands of gallons of exploding paint! Does it make you want to buy a television?

250,000 rubber balls were released on a street in San Francisco during the filming of this commercial, and what is it for? A television… Stay tuned tomorrow for the even more ridiculous and even more impressive follow-up commercial!

I’ve never been much into reading the Bible. When given a choice between a) Tivo and burning in the eternal lake of fire, or b) reading a really long book with lots of names, Tivo wins every time. But now thanks to The Brick Testament I can enjoy the most violent lessons of the Bible in easy to follow LEGO format. And as an added bonus I am no longer condemned to eternity in Hell! (right?)

I’m sure you’ve all seen at least one stick figure fighting video before, but this one is done really well and has a few surprises up its sleeve.

Remember those mix-and-match animal cards from when you were a kid? You know, where you could put an elephant’s head on a giraffe’s body? This is just the same, but with people. Who can come up with the weirdest face?

UPDATE: Now with 3 different versions!

Miniscule people go about their business unnoticed in London. Theirs is also a dangerous life.

Even after you realize what’s going on, it still manages to be entertaining.

The inside of a fridge is a pretty boring place unless you purposely locked a cat inside, but this is the first 360 degree panorama I’ve ever seen and that almost makes up for the subject matter.

When I found this I thought it would be, you know, a Flash-based drum machine. It turned out to be something entirely more awesome… and much less interactive.

The sheep market is a collection of 10,000 sheep created by workers on Amazon’s Mechanical Turk. Each worker was paid $.02 (US) to “draw a sheep facing left.”

It all makes perfect sense once you look at the site. Perfect nonsense.

This amazing Quicktime VR image from the second level observation deck of the Eiffel Tower means you’ll never have to go to France. Thank goodness! You can choose from more panoramas in the upper right corner, but I don’t have time for that. I have freedom fries to eat.

In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network. The cartoons were completed in five weeks. The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired…

Gary Slossen was in the process of creating another mediocre Flash animation when suddenly, and completely inexplicably, the animation came to life and tried to escape the confines of his monitor! Did Gary manage to destroy the animated horror, or was he devoured alive? Watch and find out.

In these aerial photographs taken by Jason Hawkes, everyone looks like ants… Ants waiting to be crushed by my indomitable spirit!