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I know you guys were looking forward to the latest Hannah Montana Kissing Cousins game, but you’re going to have to settle for this new DYOG exclusive instead. If you want a mental picture of this beast, imagine Vector Runner mixed with Dolphin Olympics, but with more vectors and an extra serving of dolphin sexual assault.
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OMGZ! 2 games in one day. This can only mean one of two things: a) it’s the end-of-the-summer-holidays long weekend, or b) it’s the end-of-the-world.
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It’s virtually impossible to think of something funny to say about a game called ‘Neopods’. It’s like trying to find something that rhymes with ‘orange’.
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Wonderputt reminds me of Wünderputz – something you can ask for in any respectable German “massage parlor”. Just don’t be surprised when a “masseuse” walks in holding a 3 foot homemade knackwurst sausage, accompanied by a baby cow in a gimp suit.
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I am the proud owner of two biogems that contain a precious biological material which will repopulate the Earth after some sort of disaster. I don’t know if it’s gonna be a nuke or power hungry apes – I just know my gems are all set and ready to go.
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The only thing that scares me more than a hungry sumo is a hooker with Tourette syndrome. Wait.. all the kids are off on summer holidays right? ‘Cause I have a little black book full of hooker references I’ve been dying to use.
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Last time I did something that could be described as a rampage I woke up on a cargo ship heading for Durban, South Africa with a unicorn tattoo on my inner thigh. Who knows what would happen if I had a pogo stick too.
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Doodle God 2… so does this game pickup where the last one ended? Because in that one I had created a cyborg Olivia Munn with giant cyber-boobs, and I was hoping to upgrade her with a Ferrari torso but the game ended.
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I don’t know about you, but I am completely prepared for the coming Bugocalypse. I have a custom made bee keeper suit, I’m learning Bzzznglish (the secret language of the insect world) and as a welcome gift I haven’t washed my dishes in 2 months.
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Everyone’s favorite monkey is back! And no, it’s not the one at the zoo that keeps throwing his feces at kids and touching his swimsuit area.
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This game actually contains three things on my bucket list: surfing, surviving Armageddon, and punching a giant squid in the face.
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Am I the only one who read the title of this game as om nomin? Because, oddly enough, I could om nom a whole plate of Taberinos as we speak.
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I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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